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How to troll Russian officials, A fun guide
https://nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/how-to-troll-russian-officials ^ | Jul 11, 2022 | Natalia Antonova

Posted on 07/12/2022 9:03:35 AM PDT by BeauBo

For years, Russian officials have used trolling to sow division and confusion abroad. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

...It can and will make you feel better. And yes, you can do it in English. These people monitor their replies, on Twitter especially. It’s how their bureaucracy works, they are interested in engagement...

1. Use superstitions like:

“Hellfire is getting closer” [Ад близок]

“You are cursed. And you know it.” [Ребята, вы давно прокляты. И вы это отлично знаете]...

Make sure to impart a sense of doom. They feel it already. It’s why many are hysterical online.

2. Remind them of superior Americans and other Westerners. Russian officials hate them and are envious of them.

3. Vague allegations of illegal deeds. Almost everyone in the Russian government is breaking some kind of law. Mess with their minds accordingly:

“We’re all aware of your past. Think you’ll escape purges when Russia inevitably loses this war?” [Человеку с вашим прошлым пора рвать когти из России нах, а не чирикать о Русском мире - ведь придут же за вами, свои же]

“You think you can hide your dirty money for long or nah?” [Скажите, а ваши активы, ну, те самые, долго еще будут оставаться вашими?]

“You do a lot of talking for someone whose arrest in inevitable.” [Ох, смиряйтесь, учите классику шансона, готовьтесь к чифиру и параше, с вашей-то биографией.]

4. Use their homophobia against them

5. Hammer home their losses. Even by the most conservative estimates, Russian losses in Ukraine have been staggering. A reckoning is coming. Russian officials already feel it.

6. Remind them of places they’ll never visit. (Sanctions and travel bans). Their kids are already in their faces about this, I guarantee it.

Russian officials deserve this. They deserve much more than this, frankly.

(Excerpt) Read more at nataliaantonova.substack.com ...


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To: kiryandil

I’m still waiting for BoBo to tell me why the Ukraine is America’s business.


21 posted on 07/12/2022 9:54:00 AM PDT by JonPreston
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To: JonPreston

A: Because “reasons”, and also it’s on my CIA to-do list for this week. They took my weekly Vaxx-Quaxx cheerleading session off the list, and I’m TOTALLY bummed.


22 posted on 07/12/2022 9:58:40 AM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: mylife
I worked with lots of these clowns, most have no sense of humor

It's said by people who are humor professionals that a third of humans literally have no sense of humor.

They actually have to fake it to blend in.

23 posted on 07/12/2022 10:00:52 AM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: MercyFlush

“given that they have a queer for their Ruler.”

Nice number 4 there.


24 posted on 07/12/2022 10:03:50 AM PDT by BeauBo
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To: kiryandil

Was he a vaxx cheerleader? I have a theory that many of the most dug in FRedos are heavily vaxxed and boosted.


25 posted on 07/12/2022 10:04:40 AM PDT by JonPreston
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To: kiryandil

I put Monica Lewinsky on Bill Clintons speed dial as a joke on a non deliverable secure phone system.

holy crap! the uproar! it was a joke!


26 posted on 07/12/2022 10:10:52 AM PDT by mylife (And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...)
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To: BeauBo
Shocking that deep state vax pimp, Bobo, is also a deep state Ukraine suck-boy and a Russia, Russia, Russia Hillary/Soros propagandist, amirite?

Funny how the two seem to go hand in hand.


27 posted on 07/12/2022 10:11:32 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: BeauBo

Never mind trolling the Russians...I just want to troll our democrats.


28 posted on 07/12/2022 10:14:16 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: mylife
face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy  face with tears of joy
29 posted on 07/12/2022 10:15:56 AM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: MercyFlush

With how many kids and girlfriends?


30 posted on 07/12/2022 10:17:02 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: BeauBo

Very bad Russian it the article.


31 posted on 07/12/2022 10:21:01 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: PIF; BeauBo
Very bad Russian it the article.

They don't make CIA agents like they used to.


32 posted on 07/12/2022 10:24:55 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

They don’t make CIA agents like they used to.


Or Orc propagandists ...


33 posted on 07/12/2022 10:26:35 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: PIF
Calm down, Saruman.


34 posted on 07/12/2022 10:31:57 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: BeauBo

“Media: Unpublished poll shows 30% of Russians support immediate end of war against Ukraine.

Russian media Meduza said it had acquired access to the unpublished poll ordered by the Kremlin. The survey showed that 57% of Russians support the continuation of the war.”

https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1546920292852834305


35 posted on 07/12/2022 11:28:07 AM PDT by SpeedyInTexas (The Only Good RuZZian is a Dead RuZZian)
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To: MercyFlush; All

At the beginning of this war, I started a thread on RuZZian trolls on FR.

FR pulled the thread. They didn’t want to hear it.


36 posted on 07/12/2022 11:29:17 AM PDT by SpeedyInTexas (The Only Good RuZZian is a Dead RuZZian)
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To: BeauBo

More Sorosbot crap.


37 posted on 07/12/2022 11:32:43 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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To: BeauBo
The NAFO (North Atlantic Fella Organization) and Saint Javelin.

I like it.

38 posted on 07/12/2022 11:43:18 AM PDT by Widget Jr (Disobey your television.)
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To: SpeedyInTexas

“The survey showed that 57% of Russians support the continuation of the war.”

Of course it is unlikely to get accurate results when opposing the war, or even calling it war, can get you sent to prison for years.

But it would be interesting to gauge the inevitable shift in public opinion, as the body bags pile up, and the economy tanks.

We are far enough into both, for the effects to be eroding support for the war, and the political leadership in Russia.

I remember Putin surging to 85% approval at the start of the war. I imagine that has come down since, and is likely to drop further over time, as the country bleeds out. He has screwed them over well and truly.


39 posted on 07/12/2022 11:43:38 AM PDT by BeauBo
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To: dfwgator

“ And they wash their balls with ice water.”

That may explain the collapse in Russian birth rates.

L


40 posted on 07/12/2022 11:48:04 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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