Posted on 06/05/2022 3:29:25 AM PDT by Steely eyed killer of the deep
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of middle years visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Nary a chance" she replied. "He'll not even be takin' an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”
"Faith and begorrah," she says, "And what on Earth be Irish Viagra?"
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it," said the doctor, handing her some pills. "Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith an' bejaysus, Doctor, it was turrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"
"Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 20-odd years, but sure as I'm sittin' here, doctor, I'll never again be able to show me face in Starbucks!"
Someone needs to ping Laz on this one.
LOL!!
I’m on ‘er.
That was a good one!
LOL for sure........
I never even knew the lad was Irish.
Did she sing “oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I have found you” during the act?
SP...for your reference...
Every time I read one of these Irish jokes on FR, my mind rolls back to my great-uncle Johnnie, a first-generation Irish American whose mother was born in the “Irish Free State”, according to 1920 US Census records. He had listened well to his mother’s Irish brogue accent and could tell a “Pat and Mike” story that you might hear in a pub in Dublin. He’s been gone over 30 years now but my memory can still hear him telling his stories. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane!
Thanks for the laugh!
😁😁
Haha
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