Posted on 05/01/2022 12:07:42 AM PDT by weston
Now that you’re retired, you don’t have to get all your spring cleaning done in one day. In fact you don’t have to get it all done in one spring!
I’m always available for housekeeping tips for retirees. 👵
Has anybody else heard this?
RosieMaria
@RosieM2020
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BREAKING News: Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s law clerk was the leaker!! But no name as of yet
I have stuff I bought and don’t even know it.
exit’s grandma must have done the same thing.
I haven’t, but I’m always the last to know anything.
HAHA!
I was thinking of exit as I wrote this!
Too Funny!
To this Day Lauren Loves Bacon like Exit!
I love sausage more! ;)
Wow LET it Be True for All to Know!
Noah’s Nightly Newsletter -5/12/22
https://truthlion.com/noahs-nightly-newsletter-5-12-22/
* Calvin Klein Features “Pregnant Man” in New Marketing Campaign
* President Trump Issues Statement on “Ultra-MAGA” Kathy Barnette
* General Flynn Gives A Huge Endorsement To Kathy Barnette
* (WATCH) Dr. Oz Promotes ‘Mark of the Beast’ RFID Microchip on Show
* Trump Is Still Wearing His Presidential Seal
* Democrat “Super Lawyer” Accused Of Lying To The Court, Lawsuit Tossed!
* ANOTHER Bill Clinton Associate Who Let Jeffrey Epstein Into the White House 7 Times Mysteriously Dies
* Bill Gates-Backed Company Produces Lab-Grown ‘Human Milk’ That May be Three Years Away
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SCOTUS Justices Seek Protection From Mobs By Lighting The Rittenhouse Signal
U.S.—After having their homes surrounded by hordes of bloodthirsty commie protestors, the five originalist judges on the Supreme Court reached out for protection from the government, but were denied. Left with no other choice, they have activated the Kyle Rittenhouse signal to summon America’s sharpshooting protector before it’s too late.
“Rittenhouse, watchful protector of jurisprudence! Dark Knight of Kenosha! Save us!” said Justice Alito as he flipped a giant switch in his basement, causing a blinding spotlight to shine a likeness of Kyle Rittenhouse in the clouds. “You are our only hope!”
Rittenhouse, who was just about to give a speech at the Young Based Americans For Butt-Kicking Freedom Convention, looked up at the sky and sighed. “I’m sorry citizens, but I’m needed elsewhere,” he said to the crowd. He then donned his backward baseball cap, picked up his trusty AR-15, and disappeared into the night.
According to eyewitnesses, the rage-filled pro-aborts outside the justices’ houses saw the light in the sky and quickly dispersed, as they had learned to fear the night.
With the crisis averted, Justice Kavanaugh then invited Kyle into his house to play beer pong.
This man shared misinformation online, so the Ministry of Truth — err, sorry, the Disinformation Governance Board — detained him for questioning. Will he stand strong in the face of torture?
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We are not that far to realize satire is becoming the reality!
Actually, it was my mother.
LOL!
Elon Musk says a Republican ‘less divisive’ than Trump should run for president in 2024 and Biden mistakenly believes he was ‘elected to transform the country’ when Americans just want ‘less drama’
The SpaceX founder, 51, tweeted that Trump should stay out of the 2024 race
Musk also shared his opinion that Joe Biden was not elected to be a transformational president
😂😂😂😂
Study finds cleaner air leads to more Atlantic hurricanes
.@RandPaul is a legend!!! We need 100 of him in the senate.
Most Hurt: BIG WAR/Mil Industrial Complex, DC insiders getting Raytheon kickbacks, and generals looking for board seats… and those looking to get into a nuclear war over two corrupt NON-NATO countries. https://t.co/qX1sV6U2lo— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 12, 2022
100 more to go to 3000, I think. Who will win the prize?
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