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Florida Man Friday: the Groin Injury He'll Never Forget
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| 4/1/2022
| STEPHEN GREEN
Posted on 04/02/2022 8:33:20 PM PDT by bitt
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To: bitt
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posted on
04/03/2022 12:21:09 AM PDT
by
sit-rep
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To: bitt
22
posted on
04/03/2022 1:04:29 AM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: crusty old prospector
Your’s the best comment yet! LOL!
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posted on
04/03/2022 2:25:47 AM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
To: bitt
Xavier Matthews may be getting himself ready to sing at the Memphis Boychoir.
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posted on
04/03/2022 2:45:13 AM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
To: bitt
In other words Florida Man bored himslef a new ashaole.
Surprised he is still alive. Must have been small caliber gun.We have to get Florida Man to start carrying .44 magnum cal pistols.
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posted on
04/03/2022 2:58:10 AM PDT
by
Candor7
(ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: bitt
Gotta ask...did he remove his junk? If so he could be a rare non-posthumous Darwin Award candidate.
26
posted on
04/03/2022 3:32:31 AM PDT
by
6ppc
(Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
To: bitt
I am reminded of a story from years ago where a guy tried washing his scrotum in a golf ball washer. The description of his injuries was nothing short of horrific. Now I wonder if it was a Florida man.
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posted on
04/03/2022 3:38:37 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Probably. That covers the golf checkbox.
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posted on
04/03/2022 4:09:50 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Bokassa always used to say, ‘You can’t feed people with politics.’)
To: crusty old prospector
You just gave me a great idea to open up a sex change clinic in the ‘hood. Oh, wait...Planned Parenthood will probably get a grant to start those around the nation.
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posted on
04/03/2022 5:36:17 AM PDT
by
RouxStir
(No Peein' in the Gene Pool)
To: mcshot
He made himself a snub nose with a snub nose. I don't care what follows this week, you get my vote for quote of the week.
Did you know that if you win quote of the week, you get $13,650 from a Nigerian Prince {just send me a ...}
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posted on
04/03/2022 5:42:25 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
To: bitt
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posted on
04/03/2022 7:00:47 AM PDT
by
Dave911
To: bitt
He needs a break as he looks to have fetal alcohol syndrome from his mother’s ‘care’ during his pregnacy.
That woman should have her tubes tied permanently.
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posted on
04/03/2022 9:40:46 AM PDT
by
RideForever
(Know Islam, No Peace ... Know Peace, No Islam...)
To: bitt
Bitt, you forgot the NATO, WHO, and all those secret squirrel orgs. rules.
Rule 650 f: FMLOL
To whit; all Florida Man™ stories must be posted in their entirety. Links to articles behind a paywall are verboten. Ain’t none of us rich enough to have all those memberships!
But thanks for the Florida tom-foolery taste, just a nibble. “Please sir, may I have some more?”
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posted on
04/03/2022 3:50:46 PM PDT
by
blu
(Bagster's ping on the side oh, and FJB!)
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