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Florida Man Friday: the Groin Injury He'll Never Forget
PJMEDIA ^ | 4/1/2022 | STEPHEN GREEN

Posted on 04/02/2022 8:33:20 PM PDT by bitt

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To: bitt

Just Dam homie!!!


21 posted on 04/03/2022 12:21:09 AM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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To: bitt

ballsy...


22 posted on 04/03/2022 1:04:29 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: crusty old prospector

Your’s the best comment yet! LOL!


23 posted on 04/03/2022 2:25:47 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
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To: bitt

Xavier Matthews may be getting himself ready to sing at the Memphis Boychoir.


24 posted on 04/03/2022 2:45:13 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
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To: bitt

In other words Florida Man bored himslef a new ashaole.

Surprised he is still alive. Must have been small caliber gun.We have to get Florida Man to start carrying .44 magnum cal pistols.


25 posted on 04/03/2022 2:58:10 AM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: bitt

Gotta ask...did he remove his junk? If so he could be a rare non-posthumous Darwin Award candidate.


26 posted on 04/03/2022 3:32:31 AM PDT by 6ppc (Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
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To: bitt

I am reminded of a story from years ago where a guy tried washing his scrotum in a golf ball washer. The description of his injuries was nothing short of horrific. Now I wonder if it was a Florida man.


27 posted on 04/03/2022 3:38:37 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew ("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Probably. That covers the golf checkbox.


28 posted on 04/03/2022 4:09:50 AM PDT by null and void (Bokassa always used to say, ‘You can’t feed people with politics.’)
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To: crusty old prospector

You just gave me a great idea to open up a sex change clinic in the ‘hood. Oh, wait...Planned Parenthood will probably get a grant to start those around the nation.


29 posted on 04/03/2022 5:36:17 AM PDT by RouxStir (No Peein' in the Gene Pool)
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To: mcshot
He made himself a snub nose with a snub nose.

I don't care what follows this week, you get my vote for quote of the week.

Did you know that if you win quote of the week, you get $13,650 from a Nigerian Prince {just send me a ...}

30 posted on 04/03/2022 5:42:25 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: bitt

The definition of Karma.


31 posted on 04/03/2022 7:00:47 AM PDT by Dave911
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To: bitt

He needs a break as he looks to have fetal alcohol syndrome from his mother’s ‘care’ during his pregnacy.

That woman should have her tubes tied permanently.


32 posted on 04/03/2022 9:40:46 AM PDT by RideForever (Know Islam, No Peace ... Know Peace, No Islam...)
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To: bitt

Bitt, you forgot the NATO, WHO, and all those secret squirrel orgs. rules.

Rule 650 f: FMLOL
To whit; all Florida Man™ stories must be posted in their entirety. Links to articles behind a paywall are verboten. Ain’t none of us rich enough to have all those memberships!

But thanks for the Florida tom-foolery taste, just a nibble. “Please sir, may I have some more?”


33 posted on 04/03/2022 3:50:46 PM PDT by blu (Bagster's ping on the side oh, and FJB!)
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