Handyman, 34, is charged with murder after body of missing woman is found in septic tank in her backyard: Police believe she was killed in her house then dumped in the cesspool

Daily Mail ^ | 6 March 2022 | MATT MCNULTY

[artichokegrower]

The body of a Florida woman, who disappeared more than a week ago, had been found inside her septic tank - and her handyman has been arrested for murder.

Police began searching the tank for Cynthia Cole, 57, a few hours after arresting her handyman Keoki Hilo Demich on Friday night.

After several hours of excavation, her body was discovered submerged in the cesspool, buried in her backyard in the 4500 block of NE Skyline Drive in Jensen Beach.

[artichokegrower]

Speaking of cesspools

[Bikkuri]

[aynrandfreak]

Trying to find a good handyman can be murder

[skeeter]

Hey girls gather ‘round. Listen to what I’m putting down.

[SpaceBar]

I believe there needs to be a complete reformulation of criminal justice in the west. What we inherited from English common law works in a nation of educated ladies and gentlemen, but not in a nation where vast swaths are infested with basically savages.

[MtnClimber]

He must be Amish.

[dragnet2]

Yet another wonderful import?

[Repeal 16-17]

Let the punishment fit the crime: bury him alive in a cesspool.

[traderrob6]

With a really good tan.

[Yo-Yo]

[databoss]

Bet the genius left an electronic money trail right to himself.

[Oberon]

Her neighbors said she looked a little flushed...

[moovova]

Wait a minute. The handyman buried the lady in the septic tank by himself. But it takes all these cops to dig her up?

This looks more like the road crew you normally see clustered around a street repair...with one guy working...the rest supervising. I wonder how many of these guys "identify" as Supervisor?

[Magnum44]

Would make for a great American Horror Story episode.

[Nifster]

Hawaiian.

[bigbob]

Florida Handy Man

[moovova]

Put a lid on it, will ya?

;~)

[dfwgator]

Pinging James Taylor....

Hey girls, gather round, listen to what I’m putting down
Hey baby, I’m your handy man
I’m not the kind to use a pencil or rule, I’m handy with love and I’m no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can

If your broken heart should need repair, then I am the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends, they’ll come running to me

Here is the main thing that I want to say, I’m busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com, yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com, oh they’ll come running to me

Here is the main thing I want to say, I’m busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, baby
I’m your handy man
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com, yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com, yeah, yeah, yeah
That’s me
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com
I’m your handy man, yeah yeah, yeah
That’s me
Comma, comma, comma, comma, com, com
I’m your handy man, yeah yeah, yeah

[MtnClimber]

With a really good tan.

I might be racist if I noticed something like that.

[sport]

You could be on to something.