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Woman sets fire to shed while husband and another woman were inside, police say
ABC 15 ^ | 02/14/2022 | KSTU staff

Posted on 02/23/2022 3:48:55 PM PST by Az Joe

PROVO, Utah — A woman in Provo, Utah was arrested on Friday after, according to police, she set fire to a shed while her husband and another woman were inside.

The 60-year-old woman now faces charges of aggravated arson. According to a probable cause affidavit, her husband and an unidentified woman were inside a structure on their property when they reportedly began to smell smoke. Once outside the shed the two say they saw the 60-year-old wife "standing near the ignition point of the fire staring at the fire and the occupants of the shed."

A five-gallon gas can was found near the burning shed with no lid, as KSTU reported.

A police report said the man was "cohabitating" with the other woman in the shed.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: fire; localnews; provo; shed; utah; woman
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To: EEGator

LOL!!


41 posted on 02/23/2022 4:53:48 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: moovova

As soon as I have a shed, I’m trying that.


42 posted on 02/23/2022 4:54:42 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Az Joe

Serious “Do you smoke after sex” moment.


43 posted on 02/23/2022 4:57:48 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Az Joe

I go more for the Loreena Bobbitt mode of revenge myself. But fire’s okay too.


44 posted on 02/23/2022 5:00:53 PM PST by ryderann
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To: dfwgator

“Yes, make yourself scarce, “Two Sheds”. This studio isn’t big enough for the three of us! (They throw him out.)”


45 posted on 02/23/2022 5:06:45 PM PST by Clay Moore (Make Jan. 6 Ashli Babbitt Remembrance Day )
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To: Az Joe

Sounds like they were not a good match.


46 posted on 02/23/2022 5:08:47 PM PST by Ken H (Trump won.)
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To: Az Joe

“...the 60-year-old wife was standing near the ignition point”

She must have been white-hot mad to get near her ignition point. A couple more degrees and POOF! Spontaneous combustion!


47 posted on 02/23/2022 5:09:25 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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To: Ken H

My Old Flame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2A32KUTq0


48 posted on 02/23/2022 5:12:05 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Clay Moore

49 posted on 02/23/2022 5:18:44 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

50 posted on 02/23/2022 5:20:34 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Az Joe
I feel a country song coming on...


Well, Myrna took the pickup to the local liquor store
And it was me and Suzy for at least an hour or more
So we tried to keep it quiet, not to rumple up the bed
And there out near the chickens was a little wooden shed

[Chorus]
Cohab, cohab, cohabitation
Suzy and me had a little assignation
Everyone goin' and makin' accusations
It isn't what they said
Cohabitation in the shed.

But it was on a Sunday and the liquor store was shut
So Myrna drove the truck around a roundabout shortcut
Got back a little early and saw the shed a-rockin'
Put one and one together and she knew we wasn't talkin'

[Chorus]

In the back of the pickup was a can of gasoline
And Myrna had a lighter and she knew she wasn't seen
So she poured it on the siding and she lit it nice and neat
And she chuckled and she shouted "You want heat? I'll give you heat!"

[Chorus]

Well, the neighbors called the Sheriff and he called the RFD
And they came and put the shed out and they saved Suzy and me
Now Myrna's in the jailhouse and then Suzy up and fled
And all I got remaining is a little burned-up shed

[Chorus, fade...]

51 posted on 02/23/2022 5:28:19 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

No comments at all about people going back to primitive observance LDS.


52 posted on 02/23/2022 5:35:24 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: Az Joe

Just trying to smoke ‘em out. Aha, caught ya!


53 posted on 02/23/2022 5:56:59 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U
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To: Az Joe

She was just borrowing the tools not keeping them.


54 posted on 02/23/2022 6:12:50 PM PST by wgmalabama (We will find out if the Vac or virus risk was the correct choice - can we put truth above narrative )
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To: Az Joe
"They call me the fireman, that's my name!

I go around town puttin' out old flames...."

Click for George Strait's "Fireman" song.

55 posted on 02/23/2022 6:26:38 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Az Joe

If you can’t stand the heat stay out of the neighbor.


56 posted on 02/23/2022 7:07:08 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: butlerweave

Hot hot hot by Buster Poindexter;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOr3dtDXiM


57 posted on 02/23/2022 7:33:20 PM PST by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I think it’s Latin for bumping uglies?


58 posted on 02/23/2022 8:07:56 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: Billthedrill
"And all I got remaining is a little burned-up shed"

Very well done. (Intentional pun)

59 posted on 02/23/2022 8:45:41 PM PST by William Tell
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To: Az Joe; All

Well, this thread is a real “scorcher”!


60 posted on 02/23/2022 10:43:26 PM PST by mdmathis6
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