Posted on 02/23/2022 3:48:55 PM PST by Az Joe
PROVO, Utah — A woman in Provo, Utah was arrested on Friday after, according to police, she set fire to a shed while her husband and another woman were inside.
The 60-year-old woman now faces charges of aggravated arson. According to a probable cause affidavit, her husband and an unidentified woman were inside a structure on their property when they reportedly began to smell smoke. Once outside the shed the two say they saw the 60-year-old wife "standing near the ignition point of the fire staring at the fire and the occupants of the shed."
A five-gallon gas can was found near the burning shed with no lid, as KSTU reported.
A police report said the man was "cohabitating" with the other woman in the shed.
LOL!!
As soon as I have a shed, I’m trying that.
Serious “Do you smoke after sex” moment.
I go more for the Loreena Bobbitt mode of revenge myself. But fire’s okay too.
“Yes, make yourself scarce, “Two Sheds”. This studio isn’t big enough for the three of us! (They throw him out.)”
Sounds like they were not a good match.
“...the 60-year-old wife was standing near the ignition point”
She must have been white-hot mad to get near her ignition point. A couple more degrees and POOF! Spontaneous combustion!
My Old Flame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2A32KUTq0
Well, Myrna took the pickup to the local liquor store
And it was me and Suzy for at least an hour or more
So we tried to keep it quiet, not to rumple up the bed
And there out near the chickens was a little wooden shed
[Chorus]
Cohab, cohab, cohabitation
Suzy and me had a little assignation
Everyone goin' and makin' accusations
It isn't what they said
Cohabitation in the shed.
But it was on a Sunday and the liquor store was shut
So Myrna drove the truck around a roundabout shortcut
Got back a little early and saw the shed a-rockin'
Put one and one together and she knew we wasn't talkin'
[Chorus]
In the back of the pickup was a can of gasoline
And Myrna had a lighter and she knew she wasn't seen
So she poured it on the siding and she lit it nice and neat
And she chuckled and she shouted "You want heat? I'll give you heat!"
[Chorus]
Well, the neighbors called the Sheriff and he called the RFD
And they came and put the shed out and they saved Suzy and me
Now Myrna's in the jailhouse and then Suzy up and fled
And all I got remaining is a little burned-up shed
[Chorus, fade...]
No comments at all about people going back to primitive observance LDS.
Just trying to smoke ‘em out. Aha, caught ya!
She was just borrowing the tools not keeping them.
I go around town puttin' out old flames...."
If you can’t stand the heat stay out of the neighbor.
Hot hot hot by Buster Poindexter;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOr3dtDXiM
I think it’s Latin for bumping uglies?
Very well done. (Intentional pun)
Well, this thread is a real “scorcher”!
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