[Jamestown1630]

What kind of rhyme are we going for? There are lots.

A place name might work; or you could make a longer poem and employ 'enjambment'.

Or, you could change 'amber' to 'resin'...and still have pretty much the same problem :-)

[blueunicorn6]

Enjambment….

See! There’s the rhyme!

I could write a poem about a leezard who was in the roller derby!

Puff the magic leezard lived in some amber
And frolicked at the roller rink as a jammer

Somehow, we’ve got to insert something about a deer relieving himself in the woods…..

Puff the magic leezard lived in some amber
And frolicked at the roller rink as a jammer
And then he whizzed on an amberlance

I don’t see how they could reject this at The Atlantic.