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Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did
The Babylon Bee ^ | 2-1-2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/01/2022 10:57:45 AM PST by servo1969

OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada's capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don't catch COVID like he did.

"Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don't want this," said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. "I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there's no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do."

With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.

"Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it's the right thing to do," said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; covid; satire; trucker; trudeau
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To: servo1969

Funniest and most accurate Bee article yet.


21 posted on 02/01/2022 12:45:39 PM PST by Arcadian Empire (The Baric-Daszak-Fauci spike protein, by itself, is deadly.)
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To: MtnClimber

Spit and image.


22 posted on 02/02/2022 12:18:01 AM PST by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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