satire Nickelback To Pull Songs From Spotify

Self ^ | 1-30-22 | Brookwood

[brookwood]

The legendary rock group Nickelback has announced that they will pull their song collection from Spotify. A spokesman for Spotify stated "Since no one has ever tried to listen to Nickelback on Spotify the move will have no impact on our business."

[Vermont Lt]

There isn’t much that makes me chuckle out loud…but this did.

[5by5]

Ha!

I just went and listened to Rockstar and Photograph on Spotify. It was good. They are kind of same-ish though. If you’ve heard one, you’ve heard them all.

Nickelback is better on video.

[JaguarXKE]

This one is better:

BREAKING: Nickelback has threatened to put out another album if Spotify doesn’t dumb Joe Rogen.

[Skepolitic]

I’ve heard that even SPINAL TAP says they’re going to pull out of Spotify.

That’s going to turn things up to 11!!!!!

[Bullish]

I wouldn’t give a penny for nickleback

[BradyLS]

Headline: “Anvil to Keep Songs on Spoitify if They Have any There”

[JimRed]

Legendary? Never heard of them.

[CodeToad]

Nickelback is the 1990’s version of the 1970’s Styx.

[Libloather]

Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian rock bands, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide.[1] In 2009, Billboard ranked it the most successful rock group of that decade; "How You Remind Me" was the best-selling rock song and the fourth-best overall. The band ranked at No. 7 on the Billboard top artist of the decade list, with four albums among the publication's top albums of the decade.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelback

[Mama Shawna]

That the meme has lived on so long is interesting. I’m not much of a heavy metal person, but my husband has a couple of their albums and I thought quite a few of the songs were pretty good. Never really got the hate thing. It’s not like they’re Springsteen or Journey... ;)