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Requesting help with a quote for state campaign
Posted on 01/12/2022 6:36:59 PM PST by WhattheDickens?
I'm working to elect a principled conservative and Christian for the House of Delegates in Maryland. We're designing campaign coasters for a fund raising Happy Hour and am looking for a funny, family-friendly, quote to put on the reverse side.
Best one from our group is, "You're spending our money on what?!" But I think I can count on this group to help with something with a bit of a bite but more humorous.
Thanks in advance! You all are the best!
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: candidate; maryland; quote; republican
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To: WhattheDickens?
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:39:45 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: WhattheDickens?
“I am NOT a liberal Democrat!”
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:41:33 PM PST
by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
To: WhattheDickens?
What general area of Maryland?
To: WhattheDickens?
Make Maryland a merry land.
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:51:25 PM PST
by
taxcontrol
(The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
To: WhattheDickens?
“Under Democrat control, this coaster would be considered valid voter ID”
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:51:49 PM PST
by
TheCipher
(I am a proud member of the LGBT (Let's Go Brandon Trolls ) community)
To: TheCipher
“Under Democrat control, this coaster would be considered valid voter ID”THAT is so good!!!!!
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:53:18 PM PST
by
jigsaw
(God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
To: WhattheDickens?
How about on one side of the coaster, print this: “Turn me over to see Joe Biden’s accomplishments”
Print the same thing on the other side.
Or insert another name....
To: WhattheDickens?
The Government cannot run itself. Do you really want them running your life?
If you like the service at the DMV, you’ll love socialism.
Reduce taxes. Shrink the size and power of government.
To: carriage_hill
MARYLAND, IT’S ALL ABOUT CRABS.
REMEMBER WHEN MARYLAND MEANT FAMILIES?
DC IS NOT AN MD COUNTY.
GOD’S COUNTRY IS IN MARYLAND.
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:54:54 PM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
(Hatred is the essential tool of the tyrant.)
To: 4everontheRight
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:56:16 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: WhattheDickens?
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Will Rogers
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:57:05 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: WhattheDickens?
Make Maryland Great Again
To: Louis Foxwell; lightman
Good one!
"GOD’S COUNTRY IS IN MARYLAND."
GOD’S COUNTRY IS UP HERE IN MARYLAND IN PENNSYLVANIA.
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:59:24 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: mewzilla
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
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posted on
01/12/2022 6:59:42 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: 4everontheRight
Print the same thing on the other sideLOL!
Or leave it blank!
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posted on
01/12/2022 7:00:14 PM PST
by
lizma2
To: BullwinkleMoose
Actually, DMV has improved under hogan, whom I intensely dislike. But gotta give credit where due. DMV is noticeably improved.
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posted on
01/12/2022 7:00:44 PM PST
by
sitetest
(Professional patient. No longer mostly dead. Again. It's getting to be a habit.)
To: carriage_hill
“God, guns, and guts made America free—and will keep her free!”
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posted on
01/12/2022 7:01:45 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: House Atreides
What general area? fairly old time rural democratic, includes Pax River NAS, voter her in in 2014, lost to a Democrat heavily supported by Hoyer’s organization.
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posted on
01/12/2022 7:04:09 PM PST
by
WhattheDickens?
(Funny, I didn’t think this was 1984…)
To: WhattheDickens?
JOHN DOE’S MASK-FREE HAPPY HOUR.
HIS ONLY MANDATE IS FUN!
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posted on
01/12/2022 7:06:36 PM PST
by
LittleBillyInfidel
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