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I was down because I only received my usual lump of coal again this Christmas.

This article quickly cheered me up!

1 posted on 12/29/2021 7:06:27 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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2 posted on 12/29/2021 7:07:01 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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People become actuaries when they don’t have a good enough personality to be an accountant.


3 posted on 12/29/2021 7:08:49 PM PST by anton
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I suspect the ‘job’ has become almost impossible to handle recently. Much due to regulation and inability to predict what the almighty govt will be doing next cycle.

It would have been a good science 40 years ago, but today, forget it.


4 posted on 12/29/2021 7:14:06 PM PST by George from New England
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John Hancock offered to hire me 58 years ago to become an actuary. I turned it down as stifling. The money would have overcome lots of stifle.


5 posted on 12/29/2021 7:16:00 PM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is what you get when you put criminals in charge.)
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another guy and myself were insured by our lodge for five years due to inherent vice, and we were NOT the oldest in the lodge, but, well...


7 posted on 12/29/2021 7:21:43 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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These tests are not easy. Here is a sample question:

The lifetime of a printer costing $200 is exponentially distributed with mean 2 years. The manufacturer agrees to pay a full refund to a buyer if the printer fails during the first year following its purchase, a one-half refund if it fails during the second year, and no refund for failure after the second year. Calculate the expected total amount of refunds from the sale of 100 printers.


9 posted on 12/29/2021 7:26:20 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 56 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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It would sort of be interesting to know the percentage of actuaries who are fully vaxxed.


11 posted on 12/29/2021 7:31:26 PM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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“They must pass 10 exams plus other coursework and requirements.”

Egads! TEN exams? Makes you wonder why there are any actuaries. They must be making $250,000 per year or more to endure with that credentialing system.


12 posted on 12/29/2021 7:32:07 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (81 million votes...and NOT ONE "Build Back Better" hat)
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The difference between an introverted actuary and extroverted actuary is the extraverted actuary looks at your shoes.


16 posted on 12/29/2021 7:38:34 PM PST by alternatives?
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These credentialing schemes have the effect of maintaining high salaries. I’m not saying they’re not needed, but that is the effect.


25 posted on 12/29/2021 7:53:33 PM PST by proxy_user
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I say we need to have an Olympics of the Mind type competition between actuaries and epidemiologists.


28 posted on 12/29/2021 8:10:36 PM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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In the 1990’s the Actuaries regularly had the best jobs in terms of emotional and financial security. Yes, everyone needs Actuaries. Accountants are super talented, too.


33 posted on 12/29/2021 8:18:54 PM PST by Falconspeed ("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." Robert Louis Stevenson.)
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You got COAL?!

You lucky stiff. You can keep warm for almost a whole night with a good lump of coal.

35 posted on 12/29/2021 8:31:39 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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I used to write software for an actuarial department at a large insurance company. Most of the actuaries were nice guys, if a little bit dull - two or three were exceptionally arrogant. I played chess at lunch most days with several of them, and usually won.

Everyone in IT agreed that it was much better for the future of humanity that actuaries never wrote their own code. Invariably, bizarre and unreadable programs resulted.

One of the AVP’s in the actuarial department took a liking to me, and asked my manager if I would be interested in taking the actuarial exams. I gently sidestepped that - and ended up making more money in IT a few short years later during the dot com boom than I ever would have as an insurance company actuary. Those were the good old days… :)

36 posted on 12/29/2021 8:37:16 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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I predict that theses actuary positions are high candidates for AI replacement.


38 posted on 12/29/2021 8:55:45 PM PST by taxcontrol (The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
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WHy are people such babies nowadays? An article about how they got their feelings hurt when they failed a test? All i can do is shake my head. This country is circling the drain thanks to woke effeminates.


44 posted on 12/29/2021 9:07:21 PM PST by imabadboy99
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My son has a masters in Statistics and works for an insurance company, and has taken several of these Actuary tests. He is on his fifth or sixth installment, and this past November for the first time he failed the test.

He retakes it in April.


56 posted on 12/29/2021 10:42:54 PM PST by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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My friend’s wife is an actuary and she said its incredibly difficult to get the credentials.


69 posted on 12/30/2021 7:53:19 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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