[SunkenCiv]

A version of this article was originally published in March 2018.

[BenLurkin]

What’s the porpoise of that?

[EvilCapitalist]

A porpoise? I was expecting it to be the legendary black beast of Aaaaargghh!

[Scarlett156]

It might have been a friendly wild animal that had become a sort of pet.

Or, more gruesomely, they may have been curing it for food. Mr K (not the one on this forum) is a Finn by ancestry and they eat rotten shark meat that has been buried for some time.

[jjotto]

It was a wokester burial for a beloved spouse. Only a speciest would disapprove.

[ClearCase_guy]

...de Jersey expected to find the remains of a medieval monk in the tomb

"The monk was serving a youthful porpoise"
-- Norm MacDonald

[ArtDodger]

Many primitive religions revered the porpoise as a god of sexuality.
They had 14inch tongues and breathed through the top of their heads...:/

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[HandyDandy]

Could be the Dauphin.

[Bigg Red]

Mark

[cuban leaf]

Just before he died he was heard whispering, “so long, and thanks for all the fish.”

[Magnatron]

"Why go to the trouble of burying a porpoise in what looks like a grave?"

Maybe ‘cause it was stinking up the campsite…?

[BradyLS]

So they’re plumbing for a patent purpose for the plotted porpoise?

[CatHerd]

Those monks had a hidden porpoise.

[PIF]

“Why go to the trouble of burying a porpoise in what looks like a grave?”

—
Because it was some crazy woman’s ‘husband’ like her modern counter part two decades ago in the UK that married her porpoise? Rumor had it, she didn’t survive the nuptials. Perhaps the woman from the past did not either, and her family killed the animal but honored it by a burial.