Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

The Babylon Bee ^ | December 9, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

CHICAGO, IL—People are protesting in the streets today after human rights groups revealed Jussie Smollett will be forced to share a jail cell with his racist attackers.

"This is an outrage!" said Reverend Jesse Jackson. "Not only was Mr. Smollett attacked by hateful racist bigots who want to tear our country apart, but now he has to share a jail cell with them? This is cruel and unusual punishment. This is the kind of thing that happens in our white supremacist country. Send me money!"

Criminal justice watchdogs also revealed that in addition to sharing a cell with his attackers, he will have to share his toothbrush, his bunk bed, and clothes. They expressed worry that this may lead to Jussie Smollet suffering further racist and homophobic attacks from other attackers named Jussie Smollett while in prison.

[EEGator]

The fact that any woman listens to Whoopi as wisdom is good enough.

[EvilCapitalist]

For a real punishment, he should be sent to a women’s prison.

[rlmorel]

Too bad the Pedophile Sodomizer died on that August night in 2020. That would have been fun to toss him in the cell with the race baiter.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Send me money”

The essence of any and all messages from the rev.

[Eleutheria5]

But he’ll be isolated from society. He won’t be on any Netflix crappo shows for a while. He’ll use the time to work on a book, but then realizing that he can’t write worth a damn, he’ll be without a ghost writer until he gets out. Mean time, he’ll get so tired of having sex with his attacker, he might start thinking about...gulp...girls. They should be warned before he’s released: Ladies, do not let this one breed.

[LucyT]

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PING.

Check out article and # 12.

Thanks, Candor7.

[doorgunner69]

Wasn’t Smell-it already butt buddies with one of them?