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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
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| 4 Dec 2021
| Joshua Zitser
Posted on 12/05/2021 8:45:41 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/06/2021 4:34:21 AM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
"slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.....
62
posted on
12/06/2021 4:35:06 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(My favorite word is Tweezer)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The Limeys have some fun...
63
posted on
12/06/2021 4:40:26 AM PST
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
To: Eric in the Ozarks
A ER nurse I know showed me a picture of an xray .
The patient had a beer can up their rectum ...
64
posted on
12/06/2021 4:44:05 AM PST
by
sausageseller
(If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage. M, Thatcher)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Isn’t the usual protocol to place the explosive in an explosion proof container and attempt to detonate it?
WOW! 10 posts and no Seinfeld mention. The place is really slipping...
66
posted on
12/06/2021 5:31:18 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(This will be a hot extract.)
To: PLMerite
67
posted on
12/06/2021 5:51:33 AM PST
by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
This story begs follow up questions.
68
posted on
12/06/2021 6:33:50 AM PST
by
lurk
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Up until recently most ED’S had trophy boards of unusual things removed from people. Either swallowed or inserted. Recently it was deemed not politically correct and taken down with great shame and apologies
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posted on
12/06/2021 6:45:31 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives)
To: DUMBGRUNT
This happens when one’s butt is not properly rifled.
70
posted on
12/06/2021 7:01:41 AM PST
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
To: DUMBGRUNT
LMAO! Read the title, and then see the name, DUMBGRUNT!
71
posted on
12/06/2021 7:07:04 AM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: politicket
You just made me spit my coffee out all over my keyboard! Quit it! LOL
72
posted on
12/06/2021 7:09:32 AM PST
by
JoJo354
(JUST SAY NO to covid vaxx!)
To: aquila48
Hey! I feel sorry for the poor dud!
73
posted on
12/06/2021 7:11:02 AM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: sphinx
Yup! He went in as a tight end, butt came out as a wide receiver.
74
posted on
12/06/2021 7:13:03 AM PST
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: central_va
—”This thread was sponsored by:”
And all this time I thought K-Y Jelly was the official sponsor?
75
posted on
12/06/2021 7:38:31 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Slipped and the weapon just did that?? My BS meter is pegged to the limit...
76
posted on
12/06/2021 7:40:12 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
To: Osage Orange
Rubber Ducky, you’re the One
You make bath time so much fun!
Rubber Duckie I’m awfully fond of you!
77
posted on
12/06/2021 7:47:42 AM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Deplorable American1776
Um, so the 1 thing that occurred to me that nobody has yet brought up is the question...
If the guy was wearing pants, how did it get up there without tearing his pants to shreds? The only way I can think of that the shell got up that far that he’d need help was if he was already naked from the waist down.
And what was he doing walking around naked around artillery shells?
Something tells me I really don’t want to know.
78
posted on
12/06/2021 7:49:14 AM PST
by
hoagy62
(DTCM&OTTH)
To: TChad
—”the EOD confirmed that the shell was “not live”
Um, how?”
By viewing the X-rays via zoom.
Not to worry, they had a newer iPhone with a high res screen.
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posted on
12/06/2021 7:51:53 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
80
posted on
12/06/2021 7:52:21 AM PST
by
GOYAKLA
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