Posted on 12/05/2021 8:45:41 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
LOL! Years ago I found a forum of nursing and MD students talking about their experiences.
OMG! I was laughing so hard I started crying and had an asthma attack.
Let’s just say it’s extremely common to slip in the shower and get a shampoo bottle stuck.
A few years ago, a seasonal public works employee found a “bomb” in a ditch and thought it would be smart to bring it back to the main shops to turn in. I’m one of the few Army veterans there and people know I have some knowledge in such things. The safety guy takes me out to the pickup and shows me the “Bomb”. It’s a 3.5 inch bazooka practice round with the blue stripes that signifies for training. That doesn’t mean somebody didn’t turn it into a pipe bomb with black powder, but I saw no evidence of tampering. I told the safety guy to call State Police and tell them what I thought it was. Their EOD guy came and picked it up and had the same opinion I did.
Bwahahaha. I remember that punch line.
Is that a type of gay dildo?
But what?? asked the operator...
couldn't make out the next couple words....he then called her an a**.
I knew a wonderful E.R. Doc....she was great.
I wasn't working there anymore...but I heard this story.
An ER patient came in...a female complaining of pain in her vagina.
This Doc...takes a look and grabs it with some forceps...and pulls out a rubber ducky.
A few says later...the staff bot at least 75 rubber duckies...and stuffed them into her office...
I’m guessing he was a supporter of Pete Buttplug.
*** He was just attempting to give himself explosive diarrhea... ***
Love it. Still laughing.
Artillery - You’re doing it wrong!
That’s why it’s difficult to find coke bottles....
Oldest excuse in the book.
It happened to Howard Wolowitz with a robot hand....
The Robotic Manipulation
https://youtu.be/H3XYmR4Uonc?t=106
“A few says later...the staff bot at least 75 rubber duckies...and stuffed them into her office... “
I thought there was going to be more than one rubber ducky in the woman’s privates. A friend of mine worked at a hospital and was friends with the x-ray guy that had copies of all the weird stuff.
One was a guy that had stuffed a bunch of Barbie heads up his butt (12!!??). I hope they gave his name to the police - sounds like the beginning of serial killer type stuff.
Have a similar story - in college knew someone in pre-med
worked in ER as orderly One night women comes in complaining of pain in vagina. Resident examines her and pulls our a yard long piece od Saran Warp
Turns out she and boyfriend wanted to have sex one night, didnt have any condoms Went to kitchen and get some Saran Wrap to wrap around . Came off during sex and get lodged up where sun dont shine ........
Cannon ?
This is what happens when a bunch of drunk guys decides to play “88 vs. the tank” while naked.
Hint: next time you do this, be sure to be the 88 gunner. It’s not as sexy as being the tank, but it’s a lot safer.
Danger UXB.
Unexploded bum.
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