State AG Comes Clean, Says She Got Too Drunk Before College Football Game And Required Assistance Leaving Stadium

msn ^ | 11-11-21 | Michael Ginsberg

[Brookhaven]

Democratic Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel apologized after becoming so drunk at a college football game that she had to leave the stadium in a wheelchair.

“I attended a tailgate on an empty stomach,” Nessel wrote in a Facebook post about her intoxication at the Oct. 30 Michigan-Michigan State football game.

“Much to my surprise, MSU tailgate’s tend to have more alcohol than food, so I thought it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad. As it turned out, this was not a brilliant idea. Also, I might be a terrible bartender,” she joked.

[nascarnation]

I can understand why Mich fans were drinking LOL.

[TexasGator]

” ... it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad.”

LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

She’s old enough to know better.

[Spok]

Good thing she stayed away from the team. That wouldn’t go well.

[Kriggerel]

Hey, at least she admits she did something unwise. That already puts her ahead of 99.999% of politicians in her Party. :P

[tuffydoodle]

What a dumbass. Is that idiot really Attorney General in Michigan? What a bunch of silly excuses for being a sloppy drunk.

[monkeyshine]

I thought it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad

The logic that lords over us. Science!

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Two....that she remembers.

[monkeyshine]

Even as she tries to come clean she can’t tell the truth. Nobody that size and weight gets sloshed on 2 bloody Mary’s. Unless you drink them from a trough.

[who knows what evil?]

Size matters.

[T.B. Yoits]

Can anyone confirm that she didn't drive home?

She posted this online as though trying to control the narrative before the real story comes out.

[A Navy Vet]

Talk about a Bwaaa,Ha,Ha.

[PGR88]

Back in the 1980s, Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd would regularly get falling down drunk at a few bars in DC. One in particular was Houlihan’s at the Georgetown Park Mall in Georgetown. That was the site of their infamous “waitress sandwich” episodes

so they have set a pretty high bar for outrage over politicians getting drunk in public.

[OttawaFreeper]

I wonder if AOC would serve her?

[ptsal]

Does she drive a state-owned vehicle?

[Michael.SF.]

Two bloody May's before the game and needed a wheelchair to leave the game?

She's lying.

[gundog]

Old habits die hard. Wheel her over to a frat house and dump her.

[nascarnation]

Her "wife" drove her home.

[MHGinTN]

Actually she clearly has not reach that age of ‘wisdom’. She doesn’t know better than degenerating.