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Biden Unveils Innovative ‘Make Black People Lose Their Jobs’ Plan
The Babylon Bee ^ | Sept. 13 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/14/2021 9:06:50 AM PDT by xp38

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has unveiled a brand-new jobs plan, in which he will mandate vaccines for private businesses, forcing vaccine-hesitant black people to lose their jobs.

Black Americans, who are statistically more likely to be vaccine-hesitant, stand to lose the most under this plan. When asked about the plan's impact on black Americans, Biden responded: "Colored people? With jobs? Haha, that's funny, Jack! What's next? Black people becoming president? If black people have good-paying jobs, who am I gonna hire to clean my Delaware mansion? You haven't been talking to Corn Pop, have ya?" He then sicced his dog Major on a black mail carrier who was just trying to deliver the mail.

Jen Psaki was also questioned by pouncing right-wing Fox News reporter Peter Doocy on the matter.

"Let me be perfectly clear," said Psaki. "We don't actually care about black people. Whew... wow, it feels so good to finally just say that out loud," she said with a look of relief on her face.

After receiving some more blowback over the new plan, the administration later clarified that black people who refuse vaccination should not be considered actual people with human rights, but should be treated more like cis white males.

"We hope that puts everyone at ease and lays this controversy to rest," said an admin spokesperson.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; neanderthaljoe
Once again so close to reality that the lines are blurring.
1 posted on 09/14/2021 9:06:50 AM PDT by xp38
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This would be in keeping with the overall plan to keep blacks dependent on government handouts and voting the way they’re told.

The irony is it was Joe who once had told a black audience, “Dey gonna put y’all back in chains” in reference to Republicans.


2 posted on 09/14/2021 9:15:17 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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It is going to happen. Many blacks are going to take a leave of absence and wait until republican get back into Whitehouse and mandates dropped.

Some will retire early. Others will go 1099, or small business.

Many will never ever vote democrat again. Between the mandates and Afghanistan. Many have said enough is enough. They want trump back in office.

This fed has had it.
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1436385296984129538


3 posted on 09/14/2021 9:21:18 AM PDT by hotdogjones (Study shows possible link between blood pressure meds and severe cases of COVID-19)
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The Democrats want black people to enroll in colleges with huge debts attached that will lead to no jobs by graduation.if they want to escape the plantation there is a payment to the master due.


4 posted on 09/14/2021 9:23:55 AM PDT by cnsmom
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The Democrats want black people to enroll in colleges with huge debts attached that will lead to no jobs by graduation.

Maybe there would be jobs, if the free traitors on the right hadn't shipped them out of the country with those stupid free trade deals with the communists.

5 posted on 09/14/2021 9:41:01 AM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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Current reality for democRats to wet their pants over.

Trafalgar ~ National Issues Survey – Biden Vaccine Mandates (in partnership with Convention of States Action)

Well, all anyone needs to remember is that Trafalgar gets it right, and corrupt media outlets, like the AP and CNNLOL, deliberately juice their polls to get the outcomes they want.

According to Trafalgar, nearly 60 percent (58.6 percent) of “voters do not believe President Biden has the constitutional authority to force private businesses to require vaccine mandates for employees[.]”

Meanwhile, only 29.7 percent “believe he does have the authority” [emphasis mine], while 11.7 percent don’t know.

Full story and poll results below:

https://www.thetrafalgargroup.org/news/nat-issues-biden-vaccines-0912/


6 posted on 09/14/2021 11:07:36 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( In your private, business, social and whatever life!: "All ways, ask Cui Bono?"!)
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Blacks are aware that they are the target of eugenics schemes. They may blame the wrong causes, but the awareness is still there. Now if they could only see that their enemies first and foremost are the Progressives.


7 posted on 09/14/2021 12:34:13 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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