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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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Posted on 08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty. It had to get to the other side.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:07:48 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:09:40 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
To: sodpoodle
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:11:43 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(30 days! FB jail for mentioning a Monty Python script about tranneys, and the 1936 Olympics.)
To: sodpoodle
To avoid the vote being taken on our side of the road.
-PJ
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:12:29 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: sodpoodle
MSM:
We will give you live coverage of these mostly peaceful BLM protesters crossing the road. Any incidents of cars running into the protesters will naturally be documented as a hate crime. Against a protected class of chickens.
We will also give you live coverage of the Jan 6 insurrectionists taking over the chicken building crossing the road quizzically, waiting for the pedestrian green light somehow giving racist signals to proceed.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:14:25 AM PDT
by
Kevmo
(Right now there are 600 political prisoners in Washington, DC.)
To: sodpoodle
Nancy Pelosi: We know the Chicken was up to no good so A special committee to investigate is required.
Adam Schip: Chicken Chicken Chicken.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:15:11 AM PDT
by
dblshot
To: sodpoodle
Is it a Mexican chicken? Maybe the road crossed it.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:16:25 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:17:33 AM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:18:53 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:19:42 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: sodpoodle
Well done! Very well done!!
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:20:24 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I miss out mean tweeting, man spreading, room owning Presidentā¦)
To: \/\/ayne
That is NOT a real picture....is it??
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:20:45 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: sodpoodle
DR. FAUCI: The chicken crossed to road to initiate a fowl variant pandemic of the unvaccinated. This fowl variant will not be a problem until it is. People will not have to wear masks until they do. One mask should suffice till you need two. Since the risk of death is so high, .1%, people should stay indoors wearing masks at all times. An exception to the CDC rules will be made in the vicinity of the Rio Grande River.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:25:16 AM PDT
by
coldcash
To: sodpoodle
got tired of hearing chicken little’s bs...
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:29:03 AM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... š)
To: \/\/ayne
They had me at ‘creamed possum’, but when I saw garnished with coon fat gravy, ooo doggies!
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:35:17 AM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar; sodpoodle
"To prove to the possum it could be done"
The question Texans have been pondering for generations is how a road kill armadilo ends up belly up on it's round shell.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:35:41 AM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: Deaf Smith
Buzzards/crows roll ‘em over to get to their innards.
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:47:58 AM PDT
by
SanchoP
To: SanchoP
Back in the day, used to stop and place a empty beer bottle between their legs
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:52:03 AM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: Deaf Smith
My barber shop has one that says, “It’s a sorry day
when a chicken can’t cross the road without it’s motives
being called into question...”
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posted on
08/07/2021 11:54:19 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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