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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
email from friend | 8/7/2021 | unknown/multiple

Posted on 08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle

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I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty.
1 posted on 08/07/2021 11:05:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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I had a thread pulled yesterday - and I have no idea why. It was not dirty.

It had to get to the other side.

2 posted on 08/07/2021 11:07:48 AM PDT by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
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Smarty pants!


3 posted on 08/07/2021 11:09:40 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To prove to the possum it could be done!


4 posted on 08/07/2021 11:11:43 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (30 days! FB jail for mentioning a Monty Python script about tranneys, and the 1936 Olympics.)
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To avoid the vote being taken on our side of the road.

-PJ

5 posted on 08/07/2021 11:12:29 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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MSM:
We will give you live coverage of these mostly peaceful BLM protesters crossing the road. Any incidents of cars running into the protesters will naturally be documented as a hate crime. Against a protected class of chickens.

We will also give you live coverage of the Jan 6 insurrectionists taking over the chicken building crossing the road quizzically, waiting for the pedestrian green light somehow giving racist signals to proceed.


6 posted on 08/07/2021 11:14:25 AM PDT by Kevmo (Right now there are 600 political prisoners in Washington, DC.)
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Nancy Pelosi: We know the Chicken was up to no good so A special committee to investigate is required.

Adam Schip: Chicken Chicken Chicken.


7 posted on 08/07/2021 11:15:11 AM PDT by dblshot
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Is it a Mexican chicken? Maybe the road crossed it.


8 posted on 08/07/2021 11:16:25 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To prove to the possum it could be done!



9 posted on 08/07/2021 11:17:33 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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LOL

Dirty bird...


10 posted on 08/07/2021 11:18:53 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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LOL!


11 posted on 08/07/2021 11:19:42 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Well done! Very well done!!


12 posted on 08/07/2021 11:20:24 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (I miss out mean tweeting, man spreading, room owning Presidentā€¦)
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That is NOT a real picture....is it??


13 posted on 08/07/2021 11:20:45 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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DR. FAUCI: The chicken crossed to road to initiate a fowl variant pandemic of the unvaccinated. This fowl variant will not be a problem until it is. People will not have to wear masks until they do. One mask should suffice till you need two. Since the risk of death is so high, .1%, people should stay indoors wearing masks at all times. An exception to the CDC rules will be made in the vicinity of the Rio Grande River.


14 posted on 08/07/2021 11:25:16 AM PDT by coldcash
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got tired of hearing chicken little’s bs...


15 posted on 08/07/2021 11:29:03 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... šŸ˜)
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They had me at ‘creamed possum’, but when I saw garnished with coon fat gravy, ooo doggies!


16 posted on 08/07/2021 11:35:17 AM PDT by fhayek
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"To prove to the possum it could be done"

The question Texans have been pondering for generations is how a road kill armadilo ends up belly up on it's round shell.

17 posted on 08/07/2021 11:35:41 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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Buzzards/crows roll ‘em over to get to their innards.


18 posted on 08/07/2021 11:47:58 AM PDT by SanchoP
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Back in the day, used to stop and place a empty beer bottle between their legs


19 posted on 08/07/2021 11:52:03 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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My barber shop has one that says, “It’s a sorry day
when a chicken can’t cross the road without it’s motives
being called into question...”


20 posted on 08/07/2021 11:54:19 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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