Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. More at link, thanks for posting.
https://realrawnews.com/2021/08/military-arrests-bill-gates/
The U.S. military on Tuesday arrested Microsoft founder Bill Gates, charging the socially awkward misfit with child trafficking and other unspeakable crimes against America and its people.
Sources within the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps told Real Raw News that the military had spent months trying to find Gates, but the elusive billionaire had used his wealth and Deep State contacts to elude capture, somehow keeping a step ahead of the military’s manhunt.
I sense bovine fertilizer.
Heavy
L.J. Real Raw News also states:
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Soooo...
IIRC real raw news has a disclaimer that it’s a satire site.
anyone know if SC Myrtle Beach corresponds with any MonkeyWerx flights? Just saw this and am traveling so can’t dig as efficiently