Posted on 06/08/2021 12:42:45 PM PDT by sodpoodle
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why politicians are where they are!
Heh, heh. The math doesn’t lie.
Out of the hundreds of great Sodpoodle jokes, riddles and brain teasers, this is one of the best!
Thank you!
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“What Makes 100%?”
100% +/- ?
How is it percent?
... And the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing is depth perception
That’s perfect, thanks for the smile today!
Worked for my boss, got him promoted twice.
Somewhat off-topic but the VA has its very own way of getting to 100% And it defies logic as many fellow vets can attest.
LOL!!
Excellent
BFL
Irrefutable!
Thanks for the chuckle!
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