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No word on the victim's blood alcohol content?
1 posted on 05/24/2021 3:26:54 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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Killed by a dinosaur? Bet few people can claim that one.


2 posted on 05/24/2021 3:29:10 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Wo)
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Last name De Flintstona !


6 posted on 05/24/2021 3:46:23 PM PDT by Reily
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Going to be fun watching his life insurance company fighting the payout.


9 posted on 05/24/2021 3:49:50 PM PDT by ameribbean expat (Attention! All persons having the corona virus...please report to the nearest IRS office. Thank you.)
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You would think all those flies and the stink of the rotting flesh would have been a big clue.


11 posted on 05/24/2021 3:52:06 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left Is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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There was a somewhat similar case of a teenage boy who died trying to sneak into a house by going down the chimney. He got stuck, couldn’t go up or down, no one could hear him cry for help. He was trying to rob the house and he knew the occupants were going to be on vacation. Not that much fun.


13 posted on 05/24/2021 3:54:28 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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Irony of ironies: Stegs are thought to be herbivores.


15 posted on 05/24/2021 4:00:13 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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You can’t make this stuff up


16 posted on 05/24/2021 4:00:17 PM PDT by Fai Mao (It is time, past time and almost too late.)
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Note to self: Always carry a folding step ladder when climbing inside a dinosaur statue.


18 posted on 05/24/2021 4:07:19 PM PDT by Ben Hecks (Don't Google it - Duck it!)
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A cautionary tale, to be sure. If a dinosaur eats your phone, don’t go in trying to retrieve it— even if said dinosaur is but paper-mache.


20 posted on 05/24/2021 4:16:43 PM PDT by fidelis (Defeatism and despair are like poison to men's souls. If you can't be positive, at least be quiet.)
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Source:

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/05/23/body-of-missing-man-found-inside-dinosaur-statue-in-barcelona/


21 posted on 05/24/2021 4:17:08 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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Darwin Award winner misinterpreting “belly of the beast”.


22 posted on 05/24/2021 4:19:50 PM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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In the belly of the beast.


24 posted on 05/24/2021 4:23:02 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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Seems like a horrible way to die.


25 posted on 05/24/2021 4:23:52 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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If Europeans can be nominated for the Darwin award, this guy certainly should be...


33 posted on 05/24/2021 4:54:13 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...")
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Very difficult to believe he dropped his cell phone in and accidentally fell in..the neck of the beast is near parallel to ground and mouth opening looks small.
Probably got murdered and stuffed in, or he was on drugs and climbed in and body eventually found with cell phone. Cops are being tight lipped. They gotta be thinking foul play.


36 posted on 05/24/2021 5:23:59 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Cell phones seem to figure in a pretty fair number of deaths...


37 posted on 05/24/2021 5:25:19 PM PDT by TalBlack (We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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I hate getting eaten by a dinosaur statue.


38 posted on 05/24/2021 5:26:06 PM PDT by DannyTN (,)
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I thought being inside a Dinosaur Statue protected you from the Kung Flu. You know, kind of a Jurassic Face Mask.


39 posted on 05/24/2021 5:27:35 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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the unnamed man had somehow dropped his cellphone inside the giant figure, fell inside while trying to retrieve it and was unable to climb out or call for help.

Ich bin ein within-er.

40 posted on 05/24/2021 5:44:37 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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What hole would have been big enough for him to get inside? And which hole would have been the one where the phone had ‘fallen into’? None of the pictures I saw seem to provide an explanation........


44 posted on 05/24/2021 7:12:52 PM PDT by hecticskeptic
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