Time for some news on the lighter side.
"Hello, Police? I'd like to report a missing finger."
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
He was holding the wrong end of the knife..................
2 posted on
04/27/2021 11:20:23 AM PDT by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
It’s illegal to lose your finger?
To: ProtectOurFreedom
The punishment fits the crime.
4 posted on
04/27/2021 11:21:40 AM PDT by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
He slashed his neighbors' tires and gave them the finger.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Makes it easier to lift prints from the crime scene when they’re still on the finger.
7 posted on
04/27/2021 11:23:05 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
8 posted on
04/27/2021 11:23:39 AM PDT by
Paladin2
To: ProtectOurFreedom
"How'd you know it was his?"
"Fingerprints. If he has ten, it isn't him."
To: ProtectOurFreedom
She finds a part of a finger in her driveway next to the slashed tire.
How did they connect that to the perpetrator?
You would think THAT would be part of the story.
10 posted on
04/27/2021 11:25:07 AM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Do they charge him with giving them the finger?
11 posted on
04/27/2021 11:25:40 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: ProtectOurFreedom
12 posted on
04/27/2021 11:25:43 AM PDT by
jagusafr
( )
To: ProtectOurFreedom
13 posted on
04/27/2021 11:26:50 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
HA!
They'll never match the finger print!
15 posted on
04/27/2021 11:26:59 AM PDT by
G Larry
(Force the Universities to use their TAX FREE ENDOWMENTS to pay off Student loan debt!!!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Authorities have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor's car tires after an argument.
16 posted on
04/27/2021 11:27:35 AM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
When arrested he tried to give the cop the finger then said, “D’oh!”
To: ProtectOurFreedom
A variation of “cutting off one’s nose to spite his face”?
20 posted on
04/27/2021 11:31:09 AM PDT by
FMBass
(USN DE-1074 NNTaleb fan )
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Never give the cops the finger
21 posted on
04/27/2021 11:31:22 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“Hasn’t he suffered enough?”
(waiting for someone to take that seriously)
22 posted on
04/27/2021 11:32:44 AM PDT by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
He was attempting to stab or puncture the tire when the folding blade closed on his finger.
23 posted on
04/27/2021 11:35:10 AM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Just when you think you’ve heard it all.
24 posted on
04/27/2021 11:35:16 AM PDT by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged )
To: ProtectOurFreedom
So not only did he slash the guys tires but he also gave him the finger.
25 posted on
04/27/2021 11:35:19 AM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal.)
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