Posted on 04/07/2021 8:11:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist.
“We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Racism, Climate Change, Immigration Reform, and LGBTQ Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”
Starting today, the state of Georgia will be replaced with a blue body of water labeled "Sea of Racism" on all Google Maps platforms. Driving directions given by the site will be altered. For example, directions from South Carolina to Florida via I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of Racism without stopping for 112 miles.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Oh come on, is this for real?????
Ok, forget I asked that stupid question. Just saw who published the article!
The Law = Allows your vote to be counted
Google = We cannot allow these racist laws to stand
Google can go “F” themselves! They are ridiculous and providing cover for an insurrection that took place on November 4, 2020 at 0300.
THEY are also in cahoots with the CCP like Gates and the rest who think THEY run us, but they are sadly mistaken and deserve to be boycotted for their part in covering up a covid attack on Americans.
Every one of these megalomaniacs deserves to HANG including Pelosi, Schumer and the rest of the demonrats and RINOs.
They are guilty of an abomination and slave labor.
LOL! However, I do have to admit that for the first time ever, I believe this is actually plausible and could be real
I love that. LOL!
Google is out of control.
And on that topic, it really seems that businesses are taking an active role in politics, whereas before they would lie low, in order not to piss off half their clientele.
Kinda.... fascist, really.
Google = Gulag
LOL - great post.
You’re not alone. Or at least for about a half a second there you had company!
The best satire really can catch you like that. Unexpectedly. And this is very good satire!
This time, Gewgle has gone too far!
PING!
Maryland supposedly requires an ID from first-time voters, but I’m not sure how strictly that one is enforced.
Hi.
Alabama residents are happy with the new ocean front property.
5.56mm
Things have gotten so bad that it’s hard to know whether or not it’s sarcasm without looking for the Babylon Bee source.
I love The Bee
Leftest weirdos have followed each other over the cliff. FRIENDS DON’T LET THEIR FRIENDS GO TO “COLLEGE”. Gray matter is a terrible thing to waste.
Giggle makes me laugh. That’s why I don’t use it.
I’m having a nice swim. You?
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Soon much of the world will be covered with water.
Buahahahahaha!
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