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1 posted on 04/06/2021 9:34:48 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K

Prizewinner Lines include;
1. “Is it possible he’d be happier just killing me?”
2. “You are not taking that to a taxidermist!”
3. “What does the law say about this situation?”

Good stuff there.


2 posted on 04/06/2021 9:42:18 AM PDT by lee martell
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Well, you probably know what former Canadian Neil Young would have to say about that question.


3 posted on 04/06/2021 9:43:23 AM PDT by lee martell
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Haha, G.Gordon Liddy had a radio skit where he did option 3. Good stuff.


4 posted on 04/06/2021 9:44:17 AM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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Daughter: “why did you shoot him 21 times?”

Texas father says:”that’s all I had”.


5 posted on 04/06/2021 9:49:03 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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How will this affect Climate Change?

What if he’s Pro-Choice?

What if he’s Anti-Nuke?..........................


6 posted on 04/06/2021 9:57:16 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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Tell the daughter that a 45 ACP Winchester Silvertip is a hollow point. I don’t know the Kimber mag capacities for different 45 ACP models, but 12 rounds and then 9 rounds on reload does not make sense. Tell the wife that he durn sure is going to the taxidermist, just like the last ones.


7 posted on 04/06/2021 9:58:00 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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With ammo so expensive and hard to get, we would certainly not waste it like that. Two the body, one to the head.


8 posted on 04/06/2021 10:06:57 AM PDT by Little Ray (Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
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The “Southerner” answer is incorrect: a 1911 cannot fire 12 rounds without reloading. I suppose you could have an extended magazine, but that makes the firearm awkward to carry.


11 posted on 04/06/2021 10:19:53 AM PDT by Little Pig
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haha! good one.


13 posted on 04/06/2021 10:29:05 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
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To: Mr. K

Nice


15 posted on 04/06/2021 11:28:32 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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Can you do one of these for the Coronavirus when we see Fauci coming to try to force us into a vaccine?


16 posted on 04/06/2021 11:29:55 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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Southerner! :)


17 posted on 04/06/2021 11:32:28 AM PDT by Midwesterner53
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Very good


18 posted on 04/06/2021 11:35:17 AM PDT by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: Mr. K

A Southerner


19 posted on 04/06/2021 1:11:31 PM PDT by RedMonqey (Fu%k the Ballot box. Now the Cartridge Box)
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