Posted on 03/24/2021 7:35:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ANN ARBOR, MI—According to sources, some residents of a local upper-class suburb have accumulated "Black Lives Matter", "Hispanic Lives Matter", and "Asian Lives Matter" signs in their perfectly manicured front yards. Experts warn, however, that with the addition of more people groups every day, they are getting dangerously close to saying "All Lives Matter."
"We need to guard against this," said local sociology professor Dr. Cam Duncatilly as she added a "Trans Lives Matter" and "Indigenous Lives Matter" sign in her front yard. "We have to make sure that as we add more minorities, we stop short of the damnable heresy of 'All Lives Matter.'"
Some scientists have warned that affluent white suburbanites could run out of lawn space for all the signs very soon.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
When all lives matter, no lives matter!
DANG!
After the George Floyd incident and the BLM torch fest on Minneapolis, my woke company held mandatory meetings about BLM and we were told that saying “All Lives Matter” would be a code of conduct violation.
Official Clown World.
They almost have it figured out.... what they really mean is ‘all lives expect white patriot Lives’ matter.
Don’t ever forget, they want your honky ass in an marked mass grave.
This is the first time I’ve laughed at Babylon bee in a while. Very clever.
*unmarked.
I read a book about how Czechs, after the Soviet Invasion of 1968 and government attempts to re-educate people with marxist “struggle sessions,” showed their opposition by slow and subtle sabotage of government factories and operations.
How about a “Mess with this house, and your life won’t be worth a plugged nickel!” sign?
Native Americans feeling left out again and going on the war path.
Probably learned it from the slave labor (Jews Russians poles etc) that did it to the nazis during ww2 Used to mess with their munitions too.
Bttt
I’m glad that I don’t work at a place like that.
The Native Americans have been heavily targeted by the trans queer woke movement. I am on the AILA mailing list and you would not believe it.
A random excerpt from a topic today:
“The vision of the task force was to work across University Libraries toward a unified goal, one rooted in social justice, and to employ language in such a way as to create a more accurate description of a horrendous event,” said Todd Fuller, a task force member and curator of University Libraries’ Western History Collections. “The updated subject heading will be used in library catalogs in the U.S. and internationally.”
Yep. Heap big trouble.
Just leave out the honkies.
Platypus Lives Matter
“Cecil for all people”
What does that excerpt even mean?
I was thinking I’d like a yard sign that says ...
“No Lives Matter. Welcome To My World! :)”
or ...
“My Life Matters, Yours Doesn’t.”
But it’s pretty nice where I live so I think I’ll let it go.
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