Teacher's aide won't be charged for 'accidentally' masturbating during an 8th grade Zoom class

The Daily Mail ^ | 26 February 2021 | LAUREN FRUEN

[MinorityRepublican]

The teacher's aide who was caught masturbating during an 8th grade Zoom class won't be charged because it is not a crime in the state of Maryland.

Marc Shack has been put on administrate leave after footage was shared online of him engaging in the private act at the end of a history class Monday.

Schack - an assistant for special education students at Shady Grove Middle School in Gaithersburg - insists that he it was an accident.

[DannyTN]

If there is accidental masturbation, is there also accidental heterosexual sex?

[max americana]

If this was 19th century America, he would be found the next day with lead embedded all over his body.

[NetAddicted]

No crime in Maryland? I don’t feel mmm like looking it up, but sounds dubious. I think they accept his excuse that it was accidental. Masturbating, after try teaching children? FIRE him!

[lee martell]

Mark “Luv” Shack now put on leave.

[Old Yeller]

You accidentally fire a gun, but you don’t accidentally remove it from the holster and cock it.

[GOP Poet]

keepin’ it realz. lol

[KSCITYBOY]

btt

[DoodleBob]

[Secret Agent Man]

LGBTQM

New spokesman for M

[Responsibility2nd]

His reputation will come before him no matter where he goes.

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His reputation? It’s all coming apart.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

There seems to be a whole lot of tossing going on lately among the zoom libtards.

[Responsibility2nd]

What a jerk.

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Yes but it was an accidental jerk.

[Responsibility2nd]

I doubt the 8th grade class was all that surprised or concerned.

“Eh, we learned about this back in the 5th grade.”

[j.havenfarm]

What a jerk!

[Bigg Red]

The father of one of those girls should be allowed to educate this perv.

[Diogenesis]

once again, only carried in the UK papers.

[CodeToad]

“Yes but it was an accidental jerk.”

LOL!

[Billthedrill]

Oh, right. “Yup, Yer Honor, there I was discussing the tax deductions with the church committee, the city council, the third grade Civics class, and members of the press when I just, you know, accidentally masturbated. Could happen to anybody.” And the jury...snickers...

[MHGinTN]

I suppose things could have been worse ... he could have been handling a rifle instead of a gun.

The fools who accept this was an accident are more degenerate in mind than the sexual idiot.

[Bigg Red]

Good point.

And I notice he works with Special Education students. Betting there are some he has molested.