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Media Informs Ted Cruz You Can Only Travel During A Crisis If You're A Democrat SATIRE?
Babylon Bee ^ | February 18, 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/21/2021 5:19:01 AM PST by gattaca

CANCUN—Ted Cruz is really ignorant of how to be a politician. The guy traveled during a crisis in his state, and he isn't even a Democrat.

What an idiot!

The media informed Cruz of his faux pas as soon as he landed in the Yucatán Peninsula, shouting at him that he's not allowed to travel during a crisis, since he has an "R" next to his name.

"You can only get away with traveling during a crisis if you specifically tell people to stay home and then don't stay home yourself!" screamed a CNN journalist on the scene as Cruz landed. "Oh, and of course, you have to be a liberal!"

A Univision reporter shouted, "Ay, Caramba!" which is reportedly a Spanish phrase meaning, "Your hypocrisy is unforgivable because you are a Republican, you moron!"

"Well, y'all, I shore am sorry," Cruz said from his resort in sunny Cancun. "I hadn't realized I would only get a pass for this if I was a liberal. Boy, howdy, am I in hot stew now, ya hear?"

At publishing time, Cruz had flown back to Texas and promised to do better, or at least to switch parties before he traveled during a crisis next time.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; tedcruz

1 posted on 02/21/2021 5:19:01 AM PST by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Considering it’s the Bee, it’s supposed to be satire.

Problem is, it isn’t.


2 posted on 02/21/2021 5:50:28 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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Actions help form opinions from others. Cruz fell for the accusations
and tried to give explanations.

His response should have been, “Yep people are still traveling”.
When and if travel is banned I’ll obey the action.”


3 posted on 02/21/2021 6:19:22 AM PST by deport ( )
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To: metmom

“Considering it’s the Bee, it’s supposed to be satire. Problem is, it isn’t.”

Agree. The fact that it literally took the media to make Ted realize just how STUPID that move was pretty much seals his future here in Texas, and not in a good way.


4 posted on 02/21/2021 7:16:08 AM PST by BobL
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To: deport

“His response should have been, “Yep people are still traveling”. When and if travel is banned I’ll obey the action.””

In hindsight, after being initially caught, that would have been best. But it happened fast and he didn’t think his lies (or at least implied lies) would come out, including his planned return date, and that the trip was ‘long-planned’.

Again, very few Republicans would screw up at this level to go there under the conditions that Texas had (which says a lot regarding how bad this screw up was)...so there really wasn’t any damage-control template to follow for him after being caught - he was on his own.


5 posted on 02/21/2021 7:21:28 AM PST by BobL
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To: gattaca

Cruz didn’t violate a lockdown or stay at home order like Newsom, Widmer and Pelosi did. A lot of Texans left the state.


6 posted on 02/21/2021 7:45:44 AM PST by Spok (All free men are equal only in their freedom; everything else is up to them.)
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Yep, Ted should have just stayed and enjoyed the beach time.


7 posted on 02/21/2021 7:49:14 AM PST by deport ( )
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To: gattaca

Bor-ing!!!

Ted is going to be slammed by the media for anything and everything he does.

So knowing that, this is a non-story.

Wake me up when the dems renounce satan and socialism, child rape, and child murder.


8 posted on 02/21/2021 8:21:05 AM PST by pacificus
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To: pacificus
This is ridiculous. Hunter Biden shaves his balls in front of his unclad, underage niece, and the media yawns. Ted Cruz takes a legitimate vacation, and it is the scandal of the year.

I refuse to ever countenance a single media narrative.

9 posted on 02/21/2021 8:27:32 AM PST by fhayek
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10 posted on 02/21/2021 8:29:24 AM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: gattaca

Ping


11 posted on 02/22/2021 10:21:07 AM PST by Morpheus2009 (If you want me to be afraid, then be consistent in your logic, standards, and your lies!)
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