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| 2/20/2021
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Posted on 02/20/2021 12:35:31 PM PST by sodpoodle
The only cow in a very small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. The town elders heard that they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheap so they brought a cow over from Sicily.
The cow was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice. They told the veterinarian whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side. The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance buy this cow in Sicily?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily. "You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes, "My wife is from Sicily."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dairy
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posted on
02/20/2021 12:35:31 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/20/2021 12:42:46 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
To: sodpoodle
LOL. Here is one. These two cannibals were sitting together eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”
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posted on
02/20/2021 12:46:53 PM PST
by
allendale
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/20/2021 12:49:11 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: allendale
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posted on
02/20/2021 12:50:10 PM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: ETL
that’s probably the best place in town for beef stroganoff...
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posted on
02/20/2021 1:00:43 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(covid covid covid is the new russia russia russia...)
To: allendale
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posted on
02/20/2021 1:09:17 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: heavy metal
My favorite Italian job: shotgun man on a garbage truck.
To: heavy metal
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posted on
02/20/2021 1:15:02 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/20/2021 1:24:19 PM PST
by
llevrok
(I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 3 weeks)
To: ETL
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posted on
02/20/2021 1:44:41 PM PST
by
Adder
("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
To: Adder
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:11:30 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: ETL
I’ve gotta get in the shower. Keep me posted.
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:15:22 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Beware the media industrial complex )
To: sodpoodle
That is a good one.
Now I have to figure out how to tell this joke at a bar.
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:20:03 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
To: ETL
Best gif EVA!! Way to keep it going!
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:20:36 PM PST
by
Track9
(I have so much dry powder I need a warehouse. )
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:21:26 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: ETL
Prolly won’t make it to the shower now.
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:23:13 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Beware the media industrial complex )
To: ETL
Ladies in pink nightshirts love your GIFS
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posted on
02/20/2021 2:24:11 PM PST
by
Track9
(I have so much dry powder I need a warehouse. )
To: ETL
LOL...Thats just gross.
At least the cow was udderly different
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posted on
02/20/2021 3:52:44 PM PST
by
Adder
("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
To: sodpoodle
My wife is offended. And she’s the mother of nine.
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posted on
02/20/2021 4:17:21 PM PST
by
NTHockey
(My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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