Posted on 02/13/2021 1:43:44 PM PST by BipolarBob
U.S.—Donald Trump made history once again today after being acquitted in his second Senate impeachment trial. He is now the most acquitted president in American history.
Donald Trump issued a statement regarding this incredible honor.
"I have been completely and totally cleared of all wrongdoing in this pathetic witchhunt sham impeachment trial," said Trump. "I am now the most acquitted president ever -- even more than Clinton. No president has ever been acquitted more than I have. Will I get the credit? Probably not, because of the fake news media. I am looking forward to continuing our MAGA movement together for many more acquittals to come!"
According to sources, Republican Senators cheered and high-fived each other, knowing they had just outsmarted all the Democrats into bestowing such an unprecedented badge of honor on the former president.
"Oh no! What have we done?!" wailed Senator Amy Klobuchar, suddenly realizing the Senate had given Trump yet another impressive world-record, making him the subject of trivia questions for the next two centuries.
According to sources, Clinton will be handing over his giant gold "most acquitted ever" trophy to Trump in Mar-a-Lago next week.
PDJT is the rightful President.
This isn’t satire, it’s true.
“in this pathetic witchhunt sham impeachment trial,”
LOL! LOVE IT!
Setting records every day. He never stops fighting to keep America Great.
Professional politicians don’t know anything about life and the real world; and they don’t know anything about people like Trump.
The Teflon Don
The sad part is word “Professional”. Folks outside the business of politics don’t know anything about the professionals inside it. It is a business and these assholes are the best at it. They got real pissed when an amateur jumped their game and took the top spot.
No other president has received 95 “not guilty” votes, but that is his total...
95 votes Not Guilty
He's the rightful American President for the actual America.
The illegitimate Establishment fears him for good reason.
46 presidents was this Establishment in building...
The only trial I know of that if continued the prosecutors would have gotten convicted.
The Bee is now the leading source of news and information.
Hope the Bee survives, because parody just became impossible to write.
I think it is more like 148 not guilty votes - since there were two articles last time.
Yep- career politicians working for themselves and the party; forget about the country and their constituents. Trump is the real deal and ran the country like a business not some political kingdom. There’ll be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth by Dems as China Joe ruins our country. If people thought Carter and 0bama were bad, just wait.
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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP.
ELECTED TWICE.
2 Nobel Peace Prize nominations.
2 Fake Impeachments.
ZERO CONVICTIONS.
cvbn
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