To: Songcraft; Chode; sport; Steely Tom
“It’s probably a good thing that they are not mistaking it for “Preparation H”! “
Super glue was put in KY jelly...a wife did it to catch her husband cheating. She caught him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtuN1FCOtm4
15 posted on
02/12/2021 9:23:34 PM PST by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
To: Morgana
OUCH! (Busted!)
(Someone should have snuck that in for Bill Clinton to use, a few years back!)
The best song link I can think of for this thread, is "Stuck On You" - Elvis Presley.
To: Morgana
Rodney Dangerfield had a joke about his rotten kid putting Crazy Glue in his Preparation H.
To: Morgana
face down, in the back seat...
26 posted on
02/12/2021 10:37:04 PM PST by
Chode
(Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
To: Morgana
There once was a newlywed couple named Kelly
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of lubricant jelly.
To: Morgana
And the Doctor says...”I’m sorry, but we’re going to need to amputate.”
48 posted on
02/13/2021 6:29:33 AM PST by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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