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Kraft Made a Divided Mayonnaise Jar So Couples Can Finally Stop Arguing About Condiments
allrecipes ^ | 2/3'2021

Posted on 02/05/2021 5:33:53 AM PST by mylife

Name a condiment more divisive than mayonnaise — oh wait, you can't. Mayonnaise can play a significant role in the kitchen, namely adding much-needed moisture to sandwiches, overcooked meat, and even cake, but let's face it, plenty of people hate it, and that's one hundred percent justified (even if they are wrong).

Are you in a relationship that's been divided by mayo? I am, and to be honest, if my partner is gonna tease me about something, I'd much rather it be my love of mayonnaise than any of my flaws. The folks over at Kraft seem to share that sentiment, because they've come up with something called a limited-edition Mayo-Divided Jar that's designed to amuse both mayonnaise lovers and haters.

Related: 15 Top-Rated Recipes Made Delectable with Mayonnaise

The Mayo-Divided Jar is actually a set of two jars: One is filled with mayo, and the other is completely empty, just the way the mayonnaise-hater in the relationship wants it. If you think the Mayo-Divided Jar(s) is a ridiculous thing to purchase, there's good news — it's not for sale! It's a contest prize, which gives it significantly more value. All you have to do for a shot at winning one is reach out to Kraft on Twitter and, using the #MayoDividedCouples and #sweepstakes hashtags, explain why your relationship needs a Mayo-Divided Jar. The contest is officially underway and will continue through February 7. And look at it this way: If you do win, maybe that's a sign that your relationship can survive anything, even if you can't agree on condiments.


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1 posted on 02/05/2021 5:33:53 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

Mayo is nasty and not allowed in the house.


2 posted on 02/05/2021 5:36:14 AM PST by oldasrocks
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To: mylife

Yes sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuuTS_WNw5w


3 posted on 02/05/2021 5:37:08 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: mylife

A jar divided against itself cannot stand.


4 posted on 02/05/2021 5:37:35 AM PST by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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To: mylife

Anyone who uses Kraft mayonnaise deserves what they get.


5 posted on 02/05/2021 5:37:53 AM PST by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: mylife

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hellmann%27s+mayonnaise&t=osx&iax=images&ia=images


6 posted on 02/05/2021 5:38:13 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: oldasrocks

Mayo is great. On roast beef, in tuna salad. We buy the big Costco jugs of Hellman’s.


7 posted on 02/05/2021 5:38:46 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: mylife

mylife should get one.


8 posted on 02/05/2021 5:39:02 AM PST by knarf (The Constitution protects the right to peaceably assemble, not to protest)
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To: oldasrocks

Let the war begin!!!


9 posted on 02/05/2021 5:40:18 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

10 posted on 02/05/2021 5:41:25 AM PST by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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11 posted on 02/05/2021 5:44:01 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: real saxophonist

Hellman’s is very good. My fav is Kewpie. You can get it in Asian grocery stores. It comes in a really cute Kewpie doll squeeze bottle. If you like Hellman’s, you’ll love Kewpie.


12 posted on 02/05/2021 5:44:07 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: real saxophonist

I dislike the taste of hellman’s and any other mayo that has a tangy taste as it reminds me of miracle whip (vinegar like after taste with a tinge of food poisoning).

It just repulses me.

Berman’s is decent (Aldi brand).

To each their own.


13 posted on 02/05/2021 5:44:08 AM PST by jurroppi1 (The Left doesn't have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: mylife

I made my own mayonnaise for the first time, this week.

I had no idea it was so simple. The ones I made are keto with olive oil first, then tried it with “avocado oil.”

Both work.


14 posted on 02/05/2021 5:45:06 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: mylife

They need to make one that is half mayo, half Miracle Whip. That is the eternal debate in our house.


15 posted on 02/05/2021 5:45:33 AM PST by HonorInPa
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To: ClearCase_guy

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.....it’s considered a salad dressing or other condiment...

Doesn’t meet the USDA definition.....

Ametuer! LOL


16 posted on 02/05/2021 5:46:16 AM PST by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: real saxophonist

real saxophonist wrote: “Anyone who uses Kraft mayonnaise deserves what they get.”

We agree, that’s why we always buy Duke Mayonnaise.


17 posted on 02/05/2021 5:46:37 AM PST by DugwayDuke (We deeply regret any inconveniences cause by the pandemic.)
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To: mylife

The wife is emphatic about mayo. nothing in our house except Dukes.

she says the only thing miricle whip does is make you sandwich wet. LOL


18 posted on 02/05/2021 5:47:57 AM PST by gdc61 (LOL not.)
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To: ConservativeMind

my ex made it fresh all the time, the egg is whipped and then oil poured in but very slowly drop by drop while mixing, then she would add just a dash of mustard, it was excellent.


19 posted on 02/05/2021 5:48:32 AM PST by Jolla
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For a long time growing up I did not like "mayonnaise". I finally figured out that it was because my mom bought Miracle Whip, which I cannot stand. At some point she must have bought some "real" mayonnaise like Hellman's or Kraft, because after that I decided I liked it.

I am not a one condiment person. For some things I like mayo. For a hot dog or hamburger, I only like yellow mustard. For all other sandwiches I like mayo and coarse ground mustard.

20 posted on 02/05/2021 5:49:24 AM PST by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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