Posted on 02/03/2021 3:58:31 PM PST by conservative98
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I’m meticulous about my spelling but very often auto-fill and spellcheck will change my words.
That should be on a t-shirt. You could start a movement. Illiterates Unite! This is one that could really go viral. I mean overwhelmingly big. Because the club has such low standards you could really pull in the members. I sir, congratulate you on a genius idea. It's all yours. You own it. You can be the next billionaire CEO and it all started here.
Some persons may have been writing their posts while I posted messages 55 and 56, and missed them. I call them to your attention. I think they make sense (but then I’m biased :-).
Cliff’s Notes
If I am note mistaken.
I do appreciate the humor here.
>> “I’m meticulous about my spelling but very often auto-fill and spellcheck will change my words.” <<
They don’t prevent you from reading what you’re about to post, though, do they? I think hurry in posting is the main reason people make errors. That’s usually when I make mine. (As I write this, I’m falling behind, and no telling what people are writing. So I hurry.)
This is why one should always write in the emphatic. Example 1 : I win, you loooose! Example 2: My pit but got loooose! When writing in the emphatic, meaning is derived from the context of the sentence, and not the actual spelling of word. ;)
I can type fast and sloppy or slower and more precise depending on (1)my mood (2)how much the ice has diluted my drink (3) how much sleep I’ve had and yes, I fall asleep at the keyboard at times and (4) other stuff that I can’t remember right now.
I am lazy..and dont care. On the other end of the spectrum is the guy (or gal) here who looks like he writes legal briefs in his sleep and manually enters in all the code.
Next time I see one of his posts I am going to ask how long it took him to post it.
I sense...sarcasm from the illiterati.
Yea 2018 for this one
Been here since 2000(sorry cant divuldge) and i didnt come here for grammar spelling and or punctuation training and didnt get schooled on it back then, came here for facts and info on a conservative agenda, which are still here but being squelched by some petty BS such as grammar spelling and other petty BS cops.
Dont give a rats ass about punctuation gramer or dialect, inform me on how conservative movement is progressing all else shove it.
I knew a girl named Luce once.
No, she wasn’t loose.
I did lose her though.
But I found her when I vacuumed under the sofa cushions. I also found 87¢.
The 10th grade boys response. My faaaave!
I try not to type any faster than I can think (which isn’t very fast).
That’s not an original idea, of course. When asked why he talked so slow, an old politician said, “My daddy taught me never to talk any faster than I can think.”
“IT’s time to eat, Granny!”
“Help Grandpa Jack, off the mule!”
Commas change everything.
Good one. :-) Some more punctuation jokes (rather old):
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
A woman: without her, man is nothing.
I like cooking my family and my pets.
(Use commas. Don’t be a psycho!)
Of the temptation to correct grammar — “My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.”
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