Posted on 01/05/2021 12:40:03 PM PST by artichokegrower
An anonymous Instagram account exposing gay men for partying during a pandemic raises questions about class, race, and privilege
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Half of CNN’s He/Him anchors were there?
Was Mario Rubio there?
First Mate Spunk: That’s my tanning spot! you! You’re in my spot! That’s my spot!
Sailor #1: You are daft! I’ve been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.
First Mate Spunk: Don’t you give me any back-sass, you tan tease!
Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man’s ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I’m afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!
Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk’s spot. I’m ready to accept my punishment..
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don’t put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight – punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!
Captain Ned: Stop! I’ve heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..
The funniest damn series SNL ever ran.
Pretty wild back in what, ‘77?
Nowadays it would be considered offensive to the little darlings..
Imagine a gay cruise ship’s hot tub...if you dare...
The only poop deck I recognize is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn14CfFrZ-I
This sounds like a case for Zorro The Gay Blade!
THEY WERE SO BLOWN OUT THEY COULD NOT INFLATE THEIR FLOATIES TO SAVE THEMSELVES?
I never laugh out loud at text, but I literally busted a gut at “man overboard.”
As the ship sank I can imagine gurgling sea men starting to panic. Or maybe not. Choking and gurgling must have been a familiar experience for the passengers.
Hopefully he was saved by Seaman Stains.
Ever the hero, young Stains.
And there’s always this favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-e2UMN7jY
And this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ
The article is debating that. I think if that’s what they chose to do more power to them. Isn’t that what we are advocating>
A twofer....... Aids, Covid.
Liberals are destroying liberals?
Pass the popcorn, please!
Sinko de Gayo
Said the Incel considering becoming a bat catcher for the other team due to a lifetime of being shunned by females.
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