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Squirrel-Mania! Queens Residents Describe In Graphic Detail Being Attacked By Crazed Rodents
WLNY, CBS New York ^ | December 29, 2020 | Hazel Sanchez

Posted on 12/30/2020 6:33:31 PM PST by familyop

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Some people living in a Queens neighborhood are afraid to leave their homes.

That’s because there have been several aggressive squirrel attacks over the last few weeks, CBS2’s Hazel Sanchez reported Tuesday.

Micheline Frederick is still bruised. Her bite wounds are healing after she was attacked by a squirrel one week ago.

(Excerpt) Read more at newyork.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Conspiracy; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: cheese; nativistsquirrels; sister; squirrel
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That's it, little buddies. Send 'em back!

[Little Americana there.]

1 posted on 12/30/2020 6:33:31 PM PST by familyop
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To: familyop
Crazed Rodents


2 posted on 12/30/2020 6:35:38 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: familyop

Covid Squirrels? Ebola squirrels?


3 posted on 12/30/2020 6:36:34 PM PST by dynachrome ( “The people have spoken . . . and they must be punished.” Ed Koch)
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“Micheline Frederick is still bruised.”

I thought squirrels only go after nuts? s/


4 posted on 12/30/2020 6:37:41 PM PST by max americana (fired liberal employees at every election since 2008 because I enjoy seeing them cry )
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To: dynachrome

Patriot squirrels. See the movie, “Gangs of New York.”


5 posted on 12/30/2020 6:39:07 PM PST by familyop
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They'll try to make a connection to it
6 posted on 12/30/2020 6:39:37 PM PST by vigilante2 (Release the Kraken)
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To: familyop

Even the squirrels are tough in NYC.


7 posted on 12/30/2020 6:40:25 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: familyop

Actually, rabies came to mind.


8 posted on 12/30/2020 6:42:24 PM PST by dynachrome ( “The people have spoken . . . and they must be punished.” Ed Koch)
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To: familyop

Do squirrels have mating seasons? Maybe some of the males can’t find that special someone, so they fight everything in sight, blaming everybody for their inability to score.


9 posted on 12/30/2020 6:42:54 PM PST by lee martell
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Even the squirrels are tough in NYC.


10 posted on 12/30/2020 6:43:15 PM PST by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: familyop

Off subject a bit but if I recall, in CA they got rid of the rat poison that works.


11 posted on 12/30/2020 6:43:25 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: familyop
Was Dilbert right?


12 posted on 12/30/2020 6:43:56 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: familyop; Daffynition

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MAR-GO!


13 posted on 12/30/2020 6:50:02 PM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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We’re wrestling in the snow and there’s blood everywhere and my fingers getting chewed and it won’t let go,” Frederick said. “Eventually, it just stopped and there I was a big bloody mess.”

Apparently the situation escalated from:


14 posted on 12/30/2020 6:56:58 PM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: familyop

Reminds me of the story about the “Squirrel Grenade”.


15 posted on 12/30/2020 7:03:51 PM PST by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: familyop

16 posted on 12/30/2020 7:12:25 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: LastDayz

That one is funny as hell.


17 posted on 12/30/2020 7:14:21 PM PST by crosdaddy
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To: familyop

They can be one of the nastiest creatures on earth. They can do a lot of property damage.


18 posted on 12/30/2020 7:43:53 PM PST by Revel
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... And they have...
Thumbs...
Shudder.
Cats Don’t... Good thing too...


19 posted on 12/30/2020 8:01:22 PM PST by trfree98 (Words have meaning but values and actions define character and real time outcomes.)
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To: familyop

Covid lockdowns are now being enforced by trained killer squirrels.


20 posted on 12/30/2020 8:02:48 PM PST by Flick Lives (#resist)
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