Scientists Confirm Entirely New Species of Gelatinous Blob From The Deep, Dark Sea

https://www.sciencealert.com ^ | 30 NOVEMBER 2020 | PETER DOCKRILL

[Darteaus94025]

ALIENS!!

[Red Badger]

True. They are alien.......................

[Salamander]

Good.
I was already bored with old blob.

/cult of neoblobism

[blueunicorn6]

Mmmmmmmm

Water turkey

[moovova]

Do they use seminal fluid to move about?

(Admit it. Every guy that reads this article is thinking the same thing.)

[frank ballenger]

Now wait a minute. Jerry Nadler was discovered a long, long time ago. A gas filled blob-—with a big mouth. He came ashore and put on a suit and tie. Only difference.

[Red Badger]

[Noumenon]

For a momento, I thought this was going to be something about Nadler the Waddler.

[Red Badger]

This is a ‘gelatinous ‘ blob, not a gaseous blob................

[frank ballenger]

Do they use seminal fluid to move about? (Admit it. Every guy that reads this article is thinking the same thing.)

"Stormy" Daniels: Finally something to interest me about that science stuff I flunked before they expelled me from high school.

[beethovenfan]

Chris Christie scuba diving?

[frank ballenger]

Yeah, well that’s Nadler’s Phase II after he expels his contained gas. Note: Try not to be around DC when he does that.

[SkyDancer]

Do I see a movie in the making? Oh, wait, never mind.

[moovova]

[lee martell]

Tailored Dress Slacks,
for the Portly Jellyfish with a sense of style!

[JayAr36]

Misread the headline. Thought the article was about Nadler.

[rdl6989]

You’d think they’d be crushed at that depth.

[Phillyred]

[Eddie01]

Turkey of the Sea