My Ode to Jeffery Toobin.

[Jonty30]

There was a man named Jeffery Toobin Who was on call using Zoom and zoomed in People were shocked, dismayed and all ahowl Because all they could see was him and a towel.

[gundog]

On the humiliation scale, rubbing one out on a work video call is in a league of its own.

Meh...CNN. The place has to be one big circle-jerk.

[SMARTY]

It’s a low IQ thing, believe me

[Afterguard]

Meh... at least he wasn’t doing it while driving down the freeway. No lives were endangered. /S

[GOPJ]

Trashy white liberal ‘elites’? More like white trash on the take... now we know why they supported Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Epstein, and KickBack Joe....

[mewzilla]

There once was a man named Toobin,
who liked to jerk off while Zoomin’.
His wanker displayed,
Jeff was dismayed,
but his Fake News boss is fumin’.

[RitchieAprile]

Bernie and Sid are destroying Toobin on WABC77 this morning.

[NautiNurse]

You really have to wonder about his motivation.

Witnesses said Toobin was apparently "on another call." Perhaps it was a girlfriend--phone sex. He got excited and pointed the computer camera down to his organ performance, rather than pointing his phone down there. Thinking with his little head. Ooops.

[defal33]

#MeToobin