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Party That Wants To Run Your Healthcare Roots For Political Opponent To Die SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | October 2, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/03/2020 2:54:46 AM PDT by gattaca

U.S.—The party that wants to take over and manage your healthcare cheered today as their political archnemesis, President Donald Trump, contracted COVID, hoping and praying to the godless universe that he would die.

Leftists who want to manage your healthcare for your own good also think it is a good thing when their political opponents fall ill, and they're especially excited when they die. From Trump's brother Robert to Herman Cain, whenever someone with the wrong beliefs dies, they are ecstatic.

"We hope Trump dies of this disease. Oh, and also, we'd like to take over your healthcare," said one man outside the White House holding a "DIE, TRUMP, DIE!" sign. "Don't worry -- it will be totally fine. We will be completely unbiased and will not prioritize healthcare for our political allies. You will have nothing to worry about, as long as you believe the correct things."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 10/03/2020 2:54:46 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

What exactly is satirical here? This is dead-on truth.


2 posted on 10/03/2020 2:56:52 AM PDT by ScottinVA (First, letÂ’s deal with the election; then weÂ’ll deal with BLM.)
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To: gattaca

Actually socialized medicine can be used to persecute political opponents. Denying healthcare to opponents, locking opponents in hospitals (psychiatric mostly), administrating deadly drugs, cruel medical experiments on people, harvesting organs of opponents. All that and more have been done!
On the flip side, the “In” people get specialized treatments in special hospitals for nomenklatura only.
Amerika, you will see! No joke here!


3 posted on 10/03/2020 3:19:45 AM PDT by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHQkryIIs)
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To: ScottinVA

Agreed. Democrats want you and I dead. Most just do not have the inner fortitude to pull the trigger themselves so they vote for government to be their murderer.

JoMa


4 posted on 10/03/2020 3:33:29 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: joma89

Not hard to understand they want our president dead, as many involved with this effort want all of us dead. It is the easiest way for them to pursue their real agenda. I don’t think many realize we may be voting for our freedom and our lives.


5 posted on 10/03/2020 4:09:47 AM PDT by unitedwestand (The day will come....)
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To: gattaca

Satirical?


6 posted on 10/03/2020 4:11:52 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
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To: jmaroneps37

Other than Biden , I’ve yet to hear one rat wish Trump a speedy recovery. Common decency dictates that all people should pray for a full recovery regardless of politics. Rats are just rats.


7 posted on 10/03/2020 4:20:06 AM PDT by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
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To: joma89

Not hard to understand they want our president dead, as many involved with this effort want all of us dead. It is the easiest way for them to pursue their real agenda. I don’t think many realize we may be voting for our freedom and our lives.


8 posted on 10/03/2020 4:24:23 AM PDT by unitedwestand (The day will come....)
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To: ScottinVA

Exactly. BB headlines are far more faithful to the truth than say the Slimes or MSNDC


9 posted on 10/03/2020 4:25:25 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: gattaca

NOT satire !


10 posted on 10/03/2020 4:27:41 AM PDT by Baldwin77 (They hated Reagan too ! TRUMP TOUGH - AMERICA STRONG)
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To: gattaca

That’s not mere irony. That’s truth. Anything a government can get it’s ugly hands on will be weaponized.


11 posted on 10/03/2020 4:31:19 AM PDT by Churchjack
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To: gattaca
You will have nothing to worry about, as long as you believe the correct things.

I always like the last line in a Bee piece.

12 posted on 10/03/2020 4:45:00 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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Denial of appropriate medical care to conservatives has been their fantasy for decades. Nothing satirical about this at all.


13 posted on 10/03/2020 4:47:44 AM PDT by F450-V10
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To: unitedwestand

Anyone find it strange that after 9 months of pandemic, suddenly so many republicans in the Presidents circle all come down with the Chi-com virus? All at once… In October before the election…


14 posted on 10/03/2020 5:09:21 AM PDT by Farmerbob
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To: gattaca

The only satire is the attribution of direct quotes for what they secretly believe or only whisper to each other when they think we aren’t listening.


15 posted on 10/03/2020 5:10:59 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
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To: redshawk

It was mentioned Rachel Maddow was also nice.


16 posted on 10/03/2020 5:18:55 AM PDT by xp38
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To: gattaca

Instead of Babylon Bee publishing this, it should have been *Not the Bee*.

That’s the news site that deals with reality that should be satire but isn’t.

This article is just pointing out the obvious.


17 posted on 10/03/2020 5:23:45 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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