Oprah Winfrey Has It Written in Her Will That Her Beloved Dogs Will Inherit $30 Million

Showbiz Cheatsheet ^ | 9/26/2020 | Bre Williams

[ealgeone]

I tell you what....all of a sudden I would become fluent in dog. We’d be living the good life.

[cquiggy]

She’s such a dumb ass. Thirty million dollars left to animal shelters could save thousands of dogs.

[Trillian]

I don’t think she believes in God.

[GreyFriar]

Why not an all oriental team for Washington to have, and sponsored by the Red Chinese and managed by Hunter Biden?

[faithhopecharity]

That’s a lot Better than leaving it to some people, including many children nowadays. And $30 million Will keep the Woof Woods in Alpo for as long as they need it. Smile 😊

[freefdny]

Nice Jimmy Buffett tribute.

[Grampa Dave]

Dogs getting millions of $’s instead of poor abused BLMers!

[Fightin Whitey]

Opra Winfrey Has It Written in Her Will That Her Beloved Dogs Will Inherit $30 Million

Dem dere dowgs earned evvy lastin PENNY too!!

[freedumb2003]

What it really means is the CARETAKER is on easy street.

The dogs cannot really complain about their treatment.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Looks like Beau & I will be re-writing our wills in the very near future!

How foolish of us to finalize our wills before consulting The Oprah!

*SNORT*

Actually, it’s her money - I’d rather she p*ss some of it away in this manner than give it to BLM or Planned Parenthood.

However, she’s worth a cool $2.5 BILLION. Plenty to go to all of her Socialist ‘pet projects.’ :(

[Crucial]

Well, it’s her money, although that money could be used for far more productive or charitable uses.

[Crucial]

I recently watched a YouTube video where Whoopi screamed at Jeanine Pirro and I thought that she is an incredibly unhappy person. She has to live with an incredible amount t of stress to carry around that much hate and so it’s a type of justice.

[Dakota Girl]

The “purest love” comes from her relationship with a dog. What a sorry, pathetic life.
I’ve loved every cat that has lived lived with me...the purest love for me is for me is from my Lord.

[Ken H]

“That should be a crime.”

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I guess you know best what to do with Other People’s Money.

[Gay State Conservative]

Yell ya what,"Oprah"...your dogs get $25 a week for 10 years...and the rest of the $30 million goes to the United States Treasury.

Do we have a deal?

[Magnum44]

So what’s her dog’s will say?

[Magnum44]

[Two Kids' Dad]

How many entire families will never earn $30,000,000 in their lifetimes? A huge percentage.

[frank ballenger]

Why not an all oriental team for Washington to have, and sponsored by the Red Chinese and managed by Hunter Biden?

Funny.

And finally total equality; each team member and coach will be on the take from Hunter and owe him point shaving for Hunter's gambling bosses.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“The millions will go to whoever is next in line...”

No, the dogs will stipulate in their wills who will get the money.

Dogs: “Arf, arf! Woof! POF POF!!”

Dogs’ Lawyer: “OK, we’ll do as you ask and leave it all to ProtectOurFreedom.”