[Rebelbase]

Only in 2020 do bears break into zoos.

[Rebelbase]

Excerpted per FR guidelines.

[EEGator]

Et tu, Brute?...

[BunnySlippers]

Why?

[Dr. Sivana]

Smarter than the average bear.

[TealsGuy17]

oh god, not again, does this mean we are going to have another riot? even before the hearing?

[Reno89519]

Everyone’s got to eat, even bears.

[Sacajaweau]

Heard he used a bobby pin on the lock.

[Ken H]

“Beware that last week in September.”

[Redcitizen]

Did the bear have a Caesar salad to go with the Alpaca main course?

[Celtic Conservative]

Et Tu, Yogi?

CC

[nickcarraway]

I come not to praise Caesar, but to bury him m

[Buttons12]

Report adds that a second alpaca, Fuzzy Charlie, was found unhurt but “wide-eyed and skittish.”
I dare say!

[zaxtres]

Walls! Was the bear trying to immigrate into the zoo?

[pollywog]

Only in 2020 do bears break into zoos.

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LOLOLOL!!!! That was my FIRST thought... of course the bear ate the Alpaca! It's 2020!!

[coaster123]

“Bear ... kills alpaca named Caesar”

Who wouldn’t?

[Bob434]

they tried to warn ceasar to stop calling bears reptilian names, but woudl he listen? Oh no-

[OrangeHoof]

Were alpacas seen burning and looting bear caves in response?

[ALASKA]

That bear went from my friend’s yard into the zoo. It’s happened before.

[BradyLS]

In Alaska, bears break INTO zoos!

(Alaska was once a part of Russia, so the rule applies via a grandfather clause.)

[CondoleezzaProtege]

Hmm