Genius Trump Nominates Joe Biden To Supreme Court Forcing Dems To Accuse Him Of Sexual Assault (Satire… ?)

The Babylon Bee ^ | 9/20/20 | The Babylon Bee

[Yossarian]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has announced his pick for Supreme Court justice: Joe Biden. By nominating Biden, Trump has forced the Dems' hands, making them believe the sexual assault claims and allegations of inappropriate, creepy behavior against the former vice president.

The "4D chess" move forced Dems to immediately accuse Joe Biden of sexual assault and reverse their position on the current claims against him.

"We now believe Tara Reade," said a somber Kamala Harris, "and we will do everything in our power to destroy this man's life."

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[Yossarian]

Ah, the Bee nails it again!

[Chewbarkah]

This one is brilliant.

[DIRTYSECRET]

B is stupid. I’d rather wake up next to Stacy Abrams.

[SaveFerris]

Yes LOL

[SunkenCiv]

Babylon Bee.

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[Robert357]

don't forget that they would also accuse him of being antiabortion because of his being a Catholic, that is another of the Supreme Court litmus tests.

[Nuc 1.1]

If the Republic wasn’t in such dire straits, doing this would be worth the fun.

[Romulus]

We will do everything in our power to destroy this man's life.

Kamala was gonna do that anyway.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

"Kamala was gonna do that anyway."

Yeah.

If Biden gets in, he probably shouldn't be buying any green bananas.