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Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity
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| September 11, 2020
Posted on 09/13/2020 3:21:05 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/13/2020 3:42:20 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/13/2020 3:43:18 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Maybe because there were no black or trannie or LGBT Jews in it?
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posted on
09/13/2020 3:55:27 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
To: Ciaphas Cain
I hear that the film will be redone to inject some more required diversity by having the Three Amigos (all “transgender“ and “married” to each other) rescue Schindler from his evil inmate Joos. Oh yeah, Oprah will then take them out to a fine lunch at Sambos.
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posted on
09/13/2020 3:59:02 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Ciaphas Cain
JUST FOR A SECOND THERE, I thought this was real.
Nor would it suprise me.
The remake will have Schindler be a gay black transvestite.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:00:57 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: Ciaphas Cain
In the future, historical films that don't have any minority roles will get a pass if they hire minorities on the set behind the scenes. And by minorities, we mean black people. It will be enforced by having a shakedown "inclusion and equity" organization do spot checks on the sets. If they don't see any black people working, they will offer some for hire in make-work positions and charge a talent fee in addition to the salaries.
There will be a lot of money to be made.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:03:54 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Ciaphas Cain
Sane people in the movie business, assuming there sole are any, should just start a new industry association and award. Call it the “Normals”. People would actually watch it again, plus the Boxcars would get the so richly deserved dinner.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:05:40 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Still Thinking
Sale = still. Stupid Android.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:06:11 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Yeah, right. The soldiers (guards?) are carrying GUNS, not walkie-talkies...
To: Ciaphas Cain
Given that WW2 murals are being taken down for a lack of diversity, that’s not parody.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:10:32 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:10:59 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: Ciaphas Cain
Not 4 minutes ago, I said to my son I pity the writers of the Babylon Bee, they try so hard to stay ahead of the actual news...
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:11:52 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The Left weaponizes everything in the service of tyranny.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
In a somber way this isn’t funny, its where these crazy people are actually going.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:12:27 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Leave me alone, I have no incriminating evidence on the Clintons)
To: rktman
Pandermonium
I’m stealing your new word, I am.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:13:31 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The Left weaponizes everything in the service of tyranny.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
“Two years from now this Babylon Bee satire will be prophetic.”
Well, clearly the definition of the word ‘satire’ is being altered. Soon they will only need to reprint actual news articles.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:18:43 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: Ciaphas Cain
One sentence before I glanced up.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:24:51 PM PDT
by
kanawa
((Trump Loves a Great Deal (NorthernSentinel)))
To: Ciaphas Cain
Hollywood have priced themselves out business. Cost too much money to watch their movies and the attempt at indoctrination is too much for me to sit through.
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:26:00 PM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: Ciaphas Cain
When I saw the title, I felt there was only a 50-50 chance this from from the Babylon Bee.
To: Ciaphas Cain
The title almost set the hook! :)
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:33:26 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(In all things ... trigger discipline.)
To: Ciaphas Cain; SaveFerris; PROCON; Larry Lucido
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posted on
09/13/2020 4:38:10 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
("O God, break the teeth in their mouths." - Psalm 58:6)
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