'Scram! It's A Setup!' Screams Pelosi Running Out Of Salon To Getaway Car

Babylon Bee ^ | 09/03/2020 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

Finally the truth is out there as Nancy Pelosi recounts her harrowing brush with a setup. Absolutely Nancy was a victim in this carefully plotted ambush. We can't wait to see what Nancy endures next.

[ADSUM]

Democrats are known for their lies.

[KarlInOhio]

A police car came screaming around the corner just as she and her driver peeled out, taking a hard right down a nearby alleyway.

Sorry, BB, you failed completely on this attempt at humor. Nancy never turns right, especially not hard right. :-)

[jackibutterfly]

"Sorry, BB, you failed completely on this attempt at humor. Nancy never turns right, especially not hard right. :-)"

Good catch! Verrrrry clever! :-)

[House Atreides]

“The bitch set me up!”

[Tennessee Nana]

Oh thank goodness Nancy Baby Face Nelson err Pelosi got away dirty err clean...

[Mark]

WOW! And I was excited when Hillary escaped that sniper fire.
Amazing, Nancy can actually run.

[FirstFlaBn]

It wasn’t a salon, it was a Speak(er) Easy.

[TexasFreeper2009]

Didn’t see scream “the bitch set me up!”

... maybe that was a different Democrat.

;)

[SkyDancer]

Actually she said “snipper” fire ... or something like that. Anyway, typical .....

[frank ballenger]

Amazing, Nancy can actually run.

Probably has a personal trainer like RBG, I assume.

Nancy keeps her old knees limber kneeling in reverent idolatry to fallen blacks. Didn't even use a kneepad or pillow on the hard marble floor of the US Capitol. Can't remember if she knelt at the Golden Calf ( I mean the Golden Casket) at the funeral that time, or just burst into tears over the heartbreak of police targeting blacks for murder every day.

Obama kept his lower back in shape by bowing at the waist to every foreign dictator while they giggled over it. He was as supple in his lumbar region as a child's bobbing toy.

Footnote:

George Floyd will be buried in a Promethean golden casket or coffin at Houston Memorial Garden in Pearland, Texas. Floyd is the third person after Michael Jackson and James Brown to be buried in a gold-plated casket. MJ's coffin costs $25,000.Jun 10, 2020

[rightwingcrazy]

"face tightened"

That made me think of the film Brazil, for some reason.

[BobL]

“The bitch set me up”

(Nancy ‘channeling’ Marion Berry)

[Liz]

Nanzi's hair stylist almost nabbed her as she tried to escape.

But Pelosi saw her chance and pushed over a rack-full of pricey shampoos and
conditioners into her White House carry-all (made in China) to stock her Cali spa bathrooms.

[albie]

Not one of their funnier ones.

[Rusty0604]

😎

[PerConPat]

Nanzi’s “loyal and truthful” hairstylist is backing the “set up” claim. I'm sure the lucky stylist will be opening her new salon soon, or traveling the world etc...

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee is getting better by the day.

[PerConPat]

FR post edit: I'm sure the lucky stylist will be opening his/her new salon soon, or traveling the world etc...

[Sacajaweau]

The BEE is a buzz’n. :-)