[simpson96]

[2banana]

$2,700 for a sweater?

It better make a mean cup of coffee...

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Melvin.

[dp0622]

I think the first crime was that there is a sweater that’s worth paying $2,700 for.

I could make a number of improvements to my Dodge Challenger with that money.

[Intar]

I think the real crime is selling a sweater for $2,700.

[TexasM1A]

They killed two POC mannequins, that there is a hate crime.

[frank ballenger]

Gee, I bought my wife sweaters there a couple of times for her birthday. Now look at the mess.

(Note: this is a joke. Even FReepers are seldom that wealthy.)

[Eagles6]

Like trayvon martin said when caught with proceeds from a burglary and break in tools.

"A guy named Frank gave it to me."

[Bruce Kurtz]

The DA will refuse to press charges.

[BenLurkin]

.............."$2,700 sweater"

[Veggie Todd]

[algore]

pretty sure I can get a $2700 Tylenol at any local ER...

[PGR88]

[Bonemaker]

“It was unclear how Banks obtained the stolen sweater. “

He stole it.

[mosesdapoet]

The way this whole thing developed, started with the Italian fashion industry areas run and controlled by the Chinese commies. Was this outlet one of those owned by them ?

When Italy got hit by a runaway CCWV (Chinese Communist Wuhan Virus) breakout occurred in Wuhan. The CCP politburo closed off Wuhan but did not warn the Italian Socialist government or the Pope with whom the Chinese government had good relations with.