Posted on 08/19/2020 1:34:26 PM PDT by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."
Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. "Our democracy is over," he said. "It doesn't exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you're a racist."
Antifa and BLM responded by marching on local post offices and burning them down. Enthusiastic Trump supporters quickly bought up all the stamps. They are now selling for $3,000 apiece online.
How I wish this was true. I would buy hundreds of them.
It would be funny as Hell to have a picture of the “stamp,” and to post it on FB, Twitter, etc. - just to see the reaction of the snowflakes and the Communists.
These folks are brilliant!
I’ll bet Trump enjoys these satire articles, though with this one, I can see him reading it and looking up at his advisors and saying “Can we do this?”
I honestly have to read these entire stories sometimes because Trump fools with his opponents so masterfully, you just don’t know.
Tito was big on "anti-fascism."
Trump could do this and show that he is the real anti-fascist, not those thugs from AntiFa.
The president has a “Trump stamp”.The speaker of the house has a “TRAMP STAMP”.
Eeewwwwwwwww! The vision!
That’d be hilarious...
If Zer0 had thought about it, he would have done it his first year in office. You know how commie leaders are about having their mugs posted all over creation.
I use to LOVE posting these stories on a younger Facebook and a very young Twitter. Now things are so bizarre that it’s almost impossible to post these stories out there - almost reality.
I am thinking about posting it to Nancy Pelosi and see if she bites on it.
>>It would be funny as Hell to have a picture of the “stamp,” and to post it on FB, Twitter, etc. - just to see the reaction of the snowflakes and the Communists.<<
Oh SOMEONE at FR must be able to Photoshop something together!!!
OMG, it is real in Israel!
Are we sure this would be satire if he did that?
Look how they turned on Susan B Anthony when he pardoned her.
I remember a scandal in England years ago with postage stamps of the Queen. It seems it was a profile picture, and the cancellation stamp was a hand print.
Too many times the thumb of the hand was touching the Queen’s nose, making her look like she was ‘cocking a snook’.
There was an old Hillary joke about putting her face on postage stamps, but people didn’t know which side to spit on.
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