WIFE: "Take the canoe this time, will you?. Last time, you took the pontoon boat and you caught 175 of those suckers. I can't clean that many."
HUSBAND: "OK honey. The canoe it is."
lemme know when they create Struddle-Fish- I love Struddle
Is that where all the antifa/BLMers came from? /s
“The researchers also believe the offspring, like most crossbred offspring, are infertile.”
Darn, no caviar then.
I was told there would be murder hornets.
“Accidentally” lol
Can you fry em?
They look like Sturgeon. The only fish I eat is tuna fish in tuna melts. I don’t eat seafood at all.
“paddlefish live in the U.S. and the sturgeon live in Russia.”
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We have got to get these 2 together!
Until it turns out they're not.
Accident or not, they’ll have to pay support until the fish are grown and gone.
Wisconsin has so many Sturgeon (Lake and Shovelnose) that we have a 16 day season dedicated to spearing as many of them as possible. (The take is usually around 1K on a good year.)
Sturgeon aren’t endangered...unless they’re saying they are in Russia?
Why not use our Shovelnose species and invent a useful critter that is part Paddle, part Shovel?
*SNORT*
And then they started colluding.
the paddlefish live in the U.S. and the sturgeon live in Russia
Are they mail order brides?
Breed? How is that possible? I thought sex was an artificial social construct.
“accidentally breed?”
Sounds like an end to wild office parties in the lab.
WIFE: "Take the canoe this time, will you?. Last time, you took the pontoon boat and you caught 175 of those suckers. I can't clean that many."
HUSBAND: "OK honey. The canoe it is."
Well...are their mouths big enough to suck up zebra mussels?
If so, consider releasing ‘em into the wild!
Must have slipped on a sea slug.