Mark Zuckerberg surfs in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen

nypost.com ^ | July 19, 2020 | Natalie O'Neill

[ransomnote]

What a Joker.

New photos show Facebook honcho Mark Zuckerberg zipping around on an electric surfboard in Hawaii — while wearing enough white sunscreen on his face to make the Batman super villain blush. see also Billionaires can be memes, too: Zuckerberg's sunscreen pics burn up the Internet

The 36-year-old billionaire — who was recently accused of colonizing the island of Kauai — was caught in the geeky moment while his security detail followed behind him on a boat on Saturday, according to Mega Agency photos.

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[boxlunch]

Commander Data.

[zadox]

I’m definitely not a fan of Zuckerberg - or his facistbook. I am a big fan of zinc oxide - best sunscreen ever and one of the only ones that actually stays on in the water. You can buy specially formulated zinc oxide packaged for surfers: 40% zinc oxide or you can just buy 40% zinc oxide diaper rash ointment- exact same stuff- just a fraction of the cost. How do I know all this? Lots of miles swimming in the ocean...

[FewsOrange]

Avoiding skin cancer seems to be a fairly smart thing.

[DEPcom]

“Is it common for surfers to wear shirts? (Is that a hoodie?)”

Yes it is a rash surf to help protect you skin. I wear one all the time for rash prevention and sun protection.

I will often go overboard on sun screen also. Not to Zuckerberg level, but enough ensure I do not tan or burn. The sun can destroy your skin overtime. Wonder if Zuckerberg is in the water daily.

I like to Stand Up paddle board (good for all bodies of water) and love the body board too.

[gathersnomoss]

White face?
RACISSSSSSSSSS....

[HombreSecreto]

Interesting. Can you also wear them just out and about in the summer and not look odd? If so, do you have to go to a surf shop (or Amazon to pick up)?

[1Old Pro]

electric surfboard ?

does he ride electric bikes too? Can't stand this guy, talk about falling in it and having no brains.

[MSF BU]

Just as long as he stays away from Puerto Rico!!!

[DEPcom]

They make some nice fishing shirts that can serve as a rash guard too. Any shirt will do, just the rashguard shirts dry out quicker. I am starting to see the same shirts with the hood in the fishing community. I was tempted to pick one up from Sam's Club for when I paddle the local river here.

You can get them on Amazon too, just search for Rash Guard. You can get them tight or loose. I would get one loose for running around.

Quiksilver shirts

[Carriage Hill]

Where’s a 16ft Mako when we really need one?

[HombreSecreto]

Thanks!

[Sans-Culotte]

Looks like he escaped from the 1970's dystopian movie A Boy and His Dog:

[Rinnwald]

Surf mimes must die!

[henbane]

He looks like a French street mime...

. . . who doesn't need the tips.

[Osage Orange]

Do you surf?

[Georgia Girl 2]

😂😂

[mjp]

My nephew just had 3 separate lesions of melanoma removed. Lymph nodes negative. He was 25.

[taxcontrol]

Ummm, he can use as much sunscreen as he wants. Slather it on, bath in it - as long as he pays for it, he can do what he wants with it.

[Celtic Conservative]

Oh look, it’s Marcel Marceau! Doing his famous skit “idiot in a box”.

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[zadox]

I used to surf quite a bit when I lived on the Central Coast of CA. I brought my longboard and my favorite boggie board out to the Coastal Bend of TX when I moved. The surfing was anemic as compared to the pacific but the ocean swimming was fantastic- On a good year I’ll get in 100+ miles of open water.