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Mark Zuckerberg surfs in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen
nypost.com ^
| July 19, 2020
| Natalie O'Neill
Posted on 07/20/2020 11:28:33 AM PDT by ransomnote
What a Joker.
New photos show Facebook honcho Mark Zuckerberg zipping around on an electric surfboard in Hawaii — while wearing enough white sunscreen on his face to make the Batman super villain blush. see also Billionaires can be memes, too: Zuckerberg's sunscreen pics burn up the Internet
The 36-year-old billionaire — who was recently accused of colonizing the island of Kauai — was caught in the geeky moment while his security detail followed behind him on a boat on Saturday, according to Mega Agency photos.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: facebook; fascistbook; hawaii; kauai; markzuckerberg; newyork; newyorkcity; newyorkpost; zuckerberg
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To: ransomnote; GraceG
(Sunscreen, that’s a Human thing right?)
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:30:15 AM PDT
by
KC_Lion
To: ransomnote
“At one point, I had several billion dollars. But then I spent it all on sunscreen.”
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:30:24 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: ransomnote
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:31:11 AM PDT
by
nwrep
To: nwrep
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:31:38 AM PDT
by
Bommer
(I'm a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
To: ransomnote
He looks like a French street mime...
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:34:14 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: ransomnote
Meanwhile...
Native hawaiian Residents in Kauai are annoyed by Zuck's WALL.
ML/LTOS
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:34:17 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
To: ransomnote
May we assume from this that Zuck’s home planet is further away from its star than Earth is from ours?
To: nwrep
“Kono, I want every mime in the islands rounded-up and brought in for questioning.”
“I have them for you in half an hour, Steve.”
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:36:25 AM PDT
by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: EEGator
hE HAS ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE A CYBORG TO ME
To: ransomnote
I suspect Zuckerburg, Ruth Bader Ginsberg and a few others are actually biomechanical humanoid automatons, created in a government lab to replace actual human leftists, who are far to crazy and unpredictable
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:41:46 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: nwrep
Is it common for surfers to wear shirts? (Is that a hoodie?)
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:42:33 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: ransomnote
Reminds me of the Bud Lite commercial.
Here’s to you Mr. SPF 1000 sun block wearer. You couldn’t catch a stray photon from a distant star.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:44:53 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mohasky
(Common sense in a world lacking any, will be perceived & construed as an extreme point of view.)
To: HombreSecreto
A lot of people wear rash guards, many contain some level of SPF as well.
Zuckerberg is also weird as heck.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:45:27 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: ransomnote
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:45:56 AM PDT
by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
To: nwrep
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:48:49 AM PDT
by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: ransomnote
He can’t risk a tan. He’d be accused of wearing blackface and/or transracial appropriation. There were probably ten lawyers on the beach to make sure the sunscreen didn’t wash off.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:50:00 AM PDT
by
sphinx
To: EEGator
"He looks like a French street mime..."
All he's missing is the beret.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:50:06 AM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: sphinx
Hope the environmental protection agency was there too. That much of that chemical flop can’t be good for the fishies.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:52:45 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Glop not flop. Damned autocorrect.
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posted on
07/20/2020 11:53:54 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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