1 posted on
06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
Florida Man (tm) has been getting too much publicity. It’s about time Florida Woman got equal time.
2 posted on
06/05/2020 6:50:05 PM PDT by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: simpson96
If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face. Carl.
To: simpson96
Somehow these Florida Man, Florida Woman stories just aren’t as mirthful as they used to be.
4 posted on
06/05/2020 6:51:31 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: simpson96
She’s getting even with him for that wedding cake incident.
5 posted on
06/05/2020 6:53:33 PM PDT by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: simpson96
Was the meat patty still frozen?
Some would call that a weaponized patty.
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Wish someone would give me a hamburger.
13 posted on
06/05/2020 7:04:23 PM PDT by
Fido969
(In!)
To: simpson96
I hope she at least got his condiments right.
14 posted on
06/05/2020 7:05:38 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
To: simpson96
16 posted on
06/05/2020 7:06:17 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
Lucky it wasn’t a pointed stick.
17 posted on
06/05/2020 7:07:18 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96
18 posted on
06/05/2020 7:08:02 PM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: simpson96
Who calls the cops for hamburger in the ear?
What was the 911 call like?
*Can you describe the hamburger?
*Was it rare or well done?
*Special sauce, lettuce/cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun?
19 posted on
06/05/2020 7:08:49 PM PDT by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: simpson96
Did it have mayonnaise on it? Gah!!!
23 posted on
06/05/2020 7:12:09 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
To: simpson96
Hmm, this is a tough one, no pun intended.
But if he got hamburger in his ear I suspect it was undercooked, thus violating food safety laws. Guilty!
24 posted on
06/05/2020 7:12:37 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: simpson96
what say ye?
To: simpson96
Thanks for posting. I needed a laugh!
To: simpson96
Florida Man + Florida Woman + Florida Man’s Mama + trailer + hamburger = trouble
31 posted on
06/05/2020 7:36:42 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: simpson96
Gee, the worst I ever had happen to me was having had a New York Italian-American girlfriend who threw a ham sandwich at me.
35 posted on
06/05/2020 7:45:25 PM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: simpson96; flaglady47; entropy12; Peter W. Kessler; Road Warrior ‘04; oswegodeee; seenenuf; ...
"Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Hamburger, Police Say"
Lettuce all rejoice to see the cops catsup with this dangerous woman. I relish the idea that cheese in a pickle and mayo may not have to do time.
If the law knows how to cut the mustard, cheese probably being grilled as we speak.
Bun appetit !
Leni
36 posted on
06/05/2020 7:46:10 PM PDT by
MinuteGal
(MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
To: simpson96
A Florida woman who reportedly spent three months in jail for battering her boyfriend in October attacked the man with a hamburger Monday night, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit Hell! in South Louisiana in the past, we just called that foreplay!
In all seriousness, the police are called for many things that are not necessary. A hamburger in my ear would be amusing but strange. The cops, and most of them are really the good guys, have a lot of real things to deal with. The do not need to deal with a bit of hamburger in the ear.
A 40 S&W in the ear needs the cops, a coroner and a clean up crew. Hamburgers not so much need of officialdom.
40 posted on
06/05/2020 7:59:06 PM PDT by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION TO DIE FOR)
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