Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face
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Posted on 06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT by simpson96
A Florida woman who reportedly spent three months in jail for battering her boyfriend in October attacked the man with a hamburger Monday night, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit.
Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face, but police say that when they arrived at the couple’s trailer park, the 39-year-old man “had hamburger in his ear.”
The conflict began when the pair argued about whether a window in their mobile home that they share with the victim’s mother, should be open or closed. The victim’s mom owns the trailer. Cordero and the victim have four children. They are under the legal guardianship of one of their grandparents, cops said.
Cordero allegedly said she hoped the victim “choked” on the burger she allegedly shoved into his face.
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Look, look, look, Mr Knowall. The 16-ton weight is just _one way_ of dealing with a raspberry killer. There are millions of others!
Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face
How to Make SMASH BURGER PATTIES at Home
Did it have mayonnaise on it? Gah!!!
Hmm, this is a tough one, no pun intended.
But if he got hamburger in his ear I suspect it was undercooked, thus violating food safety laws. Guilty!
No sir, he didn’t have no condoms or mints
I thought of that scene.
It’s the best ever!
She/it looks contemplative, as if “Hmm, did I choose the wrong ear?”
“Did he want cheese?”
I say she looks like someone who would hit another person with a hamburger, or worse.
Thanks for posting. I needed a laugh!
Florida Man + Florida Woman + Florida Man’s Mama + trailer + hamburger = trouble
It also answers the age old question. “You having it here or is this take out”?
Was the meat patty still frozen?
Some would call that a weaponized patty.
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A WMD or Wendy’s of Mass Destruction
But I’m guessing she didn’t say, “Have it your way.”
Gee, the worst I ever had happen to me was having had a New York Italian-American girlfriend who threw a ham sandwich at me.
Lettuce all rejoice to see the cops catsup with this dangerous woman. I relish the idea that cheese in a pickle and mayo may not have to do time.
If the law knows how to cut the mustard, cheese probably being grilled as we speak.
Bun appetit !
Leni
I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today. ....
The Florida Man is lucky it wasn’t a Royale with cheese. ..or for that matter. ...a double cheese burger. ..
That would have been a Whopper.
Hell! in South Louisiana in the past, we just called that foreplay!
In all seriousness, the police are called for many things that are not necessary. A hamburger in my ear would be amusing but strange. The cops, and most of them are really the good guys, have a lot of real things to deal with. The do not need to deal with a bit of hamburger in the ear.
A 40 S&W in the ear needs the cops, a coroner and a clean up crew. Hamburgers not so much need of officialdom.
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